The greatest, funniest ever letter of complaint

[christiana]

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can't get it to load.....

me neither

It's finally loaded....and it was worth the wait.

that is superb

I once wrote a letter of complaint to a swimming pool where I referred to their staff as "suicidal, homicidal lumps of lard"

They wrote back and complained to me

So I wrote back and complained that they complanined

There were no further counter-complaints.

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LOL CD

Brilliant!! DH will love that when he reads it later!!

rofl. And I am dying to know what the 'sponge shafts' with 'green paste' on them were

ROFL

That was worth waiting for.

arf !! the custard/mustard and sponge shaft

Brilliant

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he won't get an upgrade- I once flew on a virgin aircraft that was literally falling apart, when I wrote to complain I got a £20 voucher towards my next flight (there hasn't been one )

That was on Popbitch last week.
do keep up

Amazing. I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard!

Oh, I treid it again and it came up...
omg...I have laughed so hard...my son thought I was crying....what with the tears flowing down my face.

I loved the crime scene cookies

keep reading further down for the letter from wendi aarons to proctor and gamble. i liked that one better.

He might get something.

I got £200 in vouchers when I complained to virgin once and I wasn't even a customer.

Oh that P&G one is great

myself and dh got £50 each to spend on something from their on board gift shop because my tv wasn't working on a return flight from san francisco.
great letter

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I had to stop reading half way through, because (and this never happens to me) I couldn't breathe I had laughed so hard. Oh, so funny! So very funny, Richard.

Really, really funny!!!! Last July we flew with XL airlines. On the way there we were told we had not paid for food!!! WTF oh yes we had. My DH has a really bad dairy allergy......the only grub they had was filled with dairy LOL. On the way home they didnt even have food to buy......just crisps and chocolate, and chocolate and crisps...oh yes and a few chocolate crisps!!!! I suppose we got cheap flights but I almost passed out with hunger at one point

I loved the crime scene cookie.

Some airports just make vile food.

Thanks for that

I laughed so hard, DH just came downstairs to ask if I am OK - he thought I was crying hysterically. He seemed a bit bemused when I tried to explain it to him...