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U53rName · 21/10/2026 14:11

Credit to @thebrowncatisback for the title. Original thread is here: www.mumsnet.com/talk/in_the_news/5589048-russell-brand?callback=in&code=YTEWYJJJMZQTMJFHNS0ZNDI5LTK3N2QTZWJHYWNHZJGXNZA2&page=39&state=aa7521b41da5458084d85ced7c73c27d

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KidsDoBetter · 30/10/2026 11:46

Criminal bods - is this not an odd direction?

'Only verdicts I can accept'
The judge also tells the court: "The only verdicts I can accept are those that are unanimous verdicts."
He says the group of 12 jurors - made up of eight men and four women - must all agree on verdicts of guilty or not guilty.
The judge adds: "You may have heard about majority verdicts, but if so, put them out of your mind."

I know judges very very strongly favour and promote unanimous verdicts and will send a jury back out to try and reach unanimity. But there is nothing at law that would ultimately prevent conviction on a majority basis. Unlike say certain Australian states and other jurisdictions that require it for certain v serious offences like murder.

TotaleclipseinFrance · 30/10/2026 11:48

mids2019 · 30/10/2026 08:38

Could it be an average jury may look up to educated upper class figures as authoritative and to be respected though. There have been plenty of politicians who have connected to the public despite class and mannerism difference. Maybe a genteel manner by the KC would subtly hint at generations where women would 'not have made such a fuss'. Maybe the KC wants to leave the impression that Brand is certainly an old fashioned cad and bounder but certainly not a sordid criminal.

You're not wrong, it may work this way, not for me, though.
Beastly is not a particularly positive word, either, and does not associate well with her claim that he treated her like an animal.

mids2019 · 30/10/2026 11:48

H202too · 30/10/2026 11:36

First, a person who has no significant previous convictions is more likely to be truthful, so when you examine the defendant's account in evidence you should keep that in mind.
"Second, you should bear in mind that someone who has never been in serious trouble is less likely to commit a serious offence than someone who has been in trouble before."

Surely this is nonsense. Rolf ' Animal Hospital' Harris had a good character. Surely its on a case by case basis. He just was never caught.

I think it must sit uneasily Brand being described of good character. Though legally direct I can see why some would find this offensive and would it be better to say Brand has no previous convictions and leave it to a jury to make their own inferences?

idontknowhowtodreamyourdreams · 30/10/2026 11:48

KidsDoBetter · 30/10/2026 11:43

yeah it really is. Maybe they thought that having a firm and counsel with no connections to famous criminal cases would play better in the media / reporting?

@KidsDoBetter possibly, though what you might gain through lack of public associations etc you might lose through lack of expertise! Possibly the Brands or someone around them had a personal connection to the firm.

Piglet89 · 30/10/2026 11:49

idontknowhowtodreamyourdreams · 30/10/2026 11:20

@Piglet89 yes! Lashings of ginger beer and let’s not be beastly!

It would have irritated me but a sizeable proportion of the uk public want to be “led” by a posh man (David Cameron, Boris etc), so I guess it’s hard to predict how that dynamic will play out. Barristers are viewed as “experts” (which of course they are in many ways) and people on the jury may feel out of their own worlds and social locations and find an authoritative sounding posh man reassuring.

Unlike me …. I feel like I have had enough of posh men to last me a lifetime.

@idontknowhowtodreamyourdreamswe are of one mind on the posh men bit. 🙄

Keeptoiletssafe · 30/10/2026 11:50

Whosthetabbynow · 30/10/2026 11:41

Thank you. What you’ve said us interesting but it doesn’t detract from or answer the point I raised

Yes it’s difficult to put more succinctly as I don’t normally comment on individual cases but I have made an exception in this case because I am aware people don’t realise the relevance of why modern toilets are designed as they are (privacy v safety).

Toilets have always been used for sex. Sometimes that is consensual and sometimes it is not. There are ways it can be designed-out and indeed legislated against. Hence why it is illegal for sexual activity in a toilet in the Sexual Offences Act. They are vulnerable locations. I have a lot of data on offences in toilets and this case is entirely believable.

KidsDoBetter · 30/10/2026 11:50

idontknowhowtodreamyourdreams · 30/10/2026 11:48

@KidsDoBetter possibly, though what you might gain through lack of public associations etc you might lose through lack of expertise! Possibly the Brands or someone around them had a personal connection to the firm.

Yes - exactly! Maybe to the Gallachers. Some Wentworth estate connection.

Piglet89 · 30/10/2026 11:54

KidsDoBetter · 30/10/2026 11:46

Criminal bods - is this not an odd direction?

'Only verdicts I can accept'
The judge also tells the court: "The only verdicts I can accept are those that are unanimous verdicts."
He says the group of 12 jurors - made up of eight men and four women - must all agree on verdicts of guilty or not guilty.
The judge adds: "You may have heard about majority verdicts, but if so, put them out of your mind."

I know judges very very strongly favour and promote unanimous verdicts and will send a jury back out to try and reach unanimity. But there is nothing at law that would ultimately prevent conviction on a majority basis. Unlike say certain Australian states and other jurisdictions that require it for certain v serious offences like murder.

My understanding is a judge will usually ask the jury to try to reach a unanimous verdict first. Only after they have deliberated for a sufficient period can the judge decide to accept a majority verdict (typically 10-2 or 11-1, depending on the size of the jury)

In this trial, if the judge told the jury that the only verdicts he could accept were unanimous, that does not necessarily mean majority verdicts are ruled out permanently. It often means the jury had not yet reached the stage where the judge was prepared to accept a majority verdict, or the judge was directing them that their present task was to continue striving for unanimity.

That’s what happened in the sexual offence trial on which I served as a jury member back in January. We couldn’t reach unanimity after a couple of days’ deliberation so the judge redirected majority (10 to 2). And we couldn’t reach that either.

There was only one count on the indictment in that case, mind you.

KidsDoBetter · 30/10/2026 11:55

Piglet89 · 30/10/2026 11:49

@idontknowhowtodreamyourdreamswe are of one mind on the posh men bit. 🙄

What we need on the jury are a few persuasive, feminist women who aren't blinded by a posh KC and can lead everyone in a true understanding of what sexual assault and rape can look like ...

I might have been that woman on one jury 🙄 (not SA but something very unsavoury where some of my fellow jurors needed a little bit of guidance to understand why their distaste for the unsympathetic victim was not a reason to fail to convict the very clearly guilty defendant...)

KidsDoBetter · 30/10/2026 11:56

Piglet89 · 30/10/2026 11:54

My understanding is a judge will usually ask the jury to try to reach a unanimous verdict first. Only after they have deliberated for a sufficient period can the judge decide to accept a majority verdict (typically 10-2 or 11-1, depending on the size of the jury)

In this trial, if the judge told the jury that the only verdicts he could accept were unanimous, that does not necessarily mean majority verdicts are ruled out permanently. It often means the jury had not yet reached the stage where the judge was prepared to accept a majority verdict, or the judge was directing them that their present task was to continue striving for unanimity.

That’s what happened in the sexual offence trial on which I served as a jury member back in January. We couldn’t reach unanimity after a couple of days’ deliberation so the judge redirected majority (10 to 2). And we couldn’t reach that either.

There was only one count on the indictment in that case, mind you.

Yes - it's just odd that he said he can't accept it. Rather than you must do everything in your power to reach a unanimous decision on each of the charges.

Piglet89 · 30/10/2026 12:02

KidsDoBetter · 30/10/2026 11:36

Ah yes - its not widely publicised but that may explain choice of counsel. They do mostly white collar crime and thus would have an existing relationship with Winter. Which is the deciding factor in most counsel instructions I guess.

I had lots of dealings with BCLP when they were simply BL, and then BLP - which shows how long ago that was😂

Just to clarify BCL LLP

https://www.bcl.com/

is a different outfit from BCLP (Bryan Cave Leighton Paisner)

https://www.bclplaw.com/en-US/offices/london.html

BCLP London

Located in one of the world’s key financial, business, and commercial property centres, our London office brings together more than 300 lawyers who advise over 25 FTSE 100 companies and over 80 Global…

https://www.bclplaw.com/en-US/offices/london.html

EvieBB · 30/10/2026 12:04

SpanishFly · 30/10/2026 10:41

As I mentioned upthread, she previously said "..then I found out the real truth, which I can't necessarily disclose because I keep it locked in my safe for a rainy day."

I'm hoping that this will be revealed after the trial. Altho frustrating that she's kept it all to herself for now

I thought that quote came from Katy Perry, not Laura Brand 🤔

KidsDoBetter · 30/10/2026 12:08

Piglet89 · 30/10/2026 12:02

Just to clarify BCL LLP

https://www.bcl.com/

is a different outfit from BCLP (Bryan Cave Leighton Paisner)

https://www.bclplaw.com/en-US/offices/london.html

Ahhhhh! I got that wrong. Thanks for clarifying

KidsDoBetter · 30/10/2026 12:13

Prosecution alluding to the madonna / whore mindset that many posters have flagged on here. RB had different categories of women - those with T in their contact names. And those he might choose to pursue relationships with...

"Prosecution turns to Brand's 'undoubtedly lovely wife' Laura
Returning to Brand, the prosecution tells the court: "He may now be a completely different person to the man he was between 1999 and 2009."
She then turns to Brand's spouse, Laura Brand, whom she calls his "undoubtedly lovely wife".
Karmy-Jones KC says that Ms Brand "bravely" gave evidence yesterday, but also notes that she was not with him at the time the majority of the alleged acts are said to have taken place.
The prosecution adds: "Any contact was, I believe, sparse."
She then compares the alleged victims' statuses to that of Ms Brand, saying they were a "very different category of women," and they included "lowly employees or just girls in the audience".
Yesterday the court heard that Ms Brand is the daughter of golfer Bernard Gallacher and the sister of sports broadcaster Kirsty Gallacher, and was told that Brand knew that when he first met her in 2006."

Mamamia35 · 30/10/2026 12:23

KidsDoBetter · 30/10/2026 11:43

yeah it really is. Maybe they thought that having a firm and counsel with no connections to famous criminal cases would play better in the media / reporting?

One of the podcasts mentioned that the solicitors were involved in the Kevin Spacey case. I made a mistake upthread where I said it was the KC, but it was the solicitors.

SpanishFly · 30/10/2026 12:26

EvieBB · 30/10/2026 12:04

I thought that quote came from Katy Perry, not Laura Brand 🤔

It did. That's who we were talking about at that point.

mids2019 · 30/10/2026 12:29

KidsDoBetter · 30/10/2026 12:13

Prosecution alluding to the madonna / whore mindset that many posters have flagged on here. RB had different categories of women - those with T in their contact names. And those he might choose to pursue relationships with...

"Prosecution turns to Brand's 'undoubtedly lovely wife' Laura
Returning to Brand, the prosecution tells the court: "He may now be a completely different person to the man he was between 1999 and 2009."
She then turns to Brand's spouse, Laura Brand, whom she calls his "undoubtedly lovely wife".
Karmy-Jones KC says that Ms Brand "bravely" gave evidence yesterday, but also notes that she was not with him at the time the majority of the alleged acts are said to have taken place.
The prosecution adds: "Any contact was, I believe, sparse."
She then compares the alleged victims' statuses to that of Ms Brand, saying they were a "very different category of women," and they included "lowly employees or just girls in the audience".
Yesterday the court heard that Ms Brand is the daughter of golfer Bernard Gallacher and the sister of sports broadcaster Kirsty Gallacher, and was told that Brand knew that when he first met her in 2006."

Is the prosecution trying to get over 'rich famous man shags working class women with no emotional regard but holds women of the same celebrity class in much higher esteem?'

Rich powerful men treating working class women as shit is nothing new in society.

Also I wonder if LB has come across as more 'polished' when presenting evidence and the prosecution are just a little worried about bias against (perhaps) working class complainants (or at least not in a celebratory sphere).

GoodEveningDennis · 30/10/2026 12:30

KidsDoBetter · 30/10/2026 11:07

I guess - twofold - he would be committing himself and his family to not being able to return to the UK for however many years it took for the extradition process to take. Secondly - it looks quite dodgy. If you have nothing to hide - come and let justice take its course. He has been at pains to highlight that approach in comments outside the court and on his Youtube.

Thanks @KidsDoBetter

H202too · 30/10/2026 12:36

Brief interruption in courtroomThe courtroom was briefly interrupted by a sleeping member of the public, who began loudly snoring.
Eyes in the court darted to the noise, and the person is nudged awake by another in the public gallery.
Some people.

murasaki · 30/10/2026 12:43

Undoubtedly lovely wife reminds me of a judge calling Jeffrey Archer's wife 'the fragrant Mary'. Totally irrelevant to the case.

mummabubs · 30/10/2026 12:49

H202too · 30/10/2026 11:36

First, a person who has no significant previous convictions is more likely to be truthful, so when you examine the defendant's account in evidence you should keep that in mind.
"Second, you should bear in mind that someone who has never been in serious trouble is less likely to commit a serious offence than someone who has been in trouble before."

Surely this is nonsense. Rolf ' Animal Hospital' Harris had a good character. Surely its on a case by case basis. He just was never caught.

Yes I struggled with the judge's direction that no significant convictions means the person is more likely to be truthful... Is there actually data that supports this? I'm thinking of my own experience and I'm sure countless others... My ex repeated the pattern of abuse across multiple relationships but has no convictions to this day... Definitely doesn't make him more truthful! Just means people didn't feel safe enough to report!?

Piglet89 · 30/10/2026 12:50

Mamamia35 · 30/10/2026 12:23

One of the podcasts mentioned that the solicitors were involved in the Kevin Spacey case. I made a mistake upthread where I said it was the KC, but it was the solicitors.

@Mamamia35yeah this was Spacey’s solicitor in his criminal trial.

https://www.bcl.com/people/oliver-schneider-sikorsky

Oliver Schneider-Sikorsky

Oliver is a Partner specialising in Business Crime, Regulatory Investigations, and General Criminal Litigation.

https://www.bcl.com/people/oliver-schneider-sikorsky

KidsDoBetter · 30/10/2026 12:55

murasaki · 30/10/2026 12:43

Undoubtedly lovely wife reminds me of a judge calling Jeffrey Archer's wife 'the fragrant Mary'. Totally irrelevant to the case.

That came to mind for me too! More so in light of his recent death.

Clever though by prosecution not in any way to go for LB - quite the opposite - which will play better with the jury.

So far I think this closing is very persuasive.

UncleColm · 30/10/2026 12:59

Piglet89 · 30/10/2026 10:47

@BanjasWinter and co called LB to the stand to testify as what’s known as a character witness. Her evidence was intended to support the defence case by giving the jury evidence about Brand's behaviour, character, and attitudes in his personal relationships.

The defence’s strategy in calling her is to try to:

  • Challenge the prosecution's portrayal of Brand's character by presenting evidence from someone who knows him intimately.
  • Support the defence argument about consent and respect in relationships, as Laura said he respected her wishes when she did not want sexual contact.
  • Humanise the defendant before the jury, showing him as a husband and father rather than solely through the lens of the allegations.

I haven't been following along the whole time but the news (in Ireland) did include that his wife was giving a character reference....I think this is absolutely ridiculous. Her opinion of her husband is irrelevant to the case in question. What next....start getting his Mum, his Granny, etc up to say what a nice person he is?!

mummabubs · 30/10/2026 12:59

I'm definitely feeling nervous as I can see a reality in which all verdicts come back not guilty. It's so hard to judge though as even with all the reporting on evidence and testimony we won't be privvy to everything that the jury is. I also have worries (rightly or wrongly) that the jury isn't a 50/50 male female split. I felt initially surprised that they aren't allowed to bring into evidence other comedians outside of the channel 4 documentary who had named Brand as being a sexual predator (I.e Lou Sanders). I'm guessing this would be heresay and arguably not relevant to the specific charges brought today, but if Brand is allowed character witnesses to say how lovely he is in general then surely the prosecution should be able to call people who saw the other side and recognised behaviours that are relevant to the current charges?

I remain hopeful for the victims at this point and even if not guilty is the response in court I hope they know that so many people believe them and back them.

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