how nice
£200 for staying "clean" for a 12-week period.
What are they going to give me for having had nothing of any illegal variety since that one spliff at university, then? I make that nearly 20 years.
This is like the teacher giving the bad boy in the class sweets for being good for the day (true story) which made DD, quite justly, ask, "what do I get for being good all the time?"