Re-written Beatles songs in light of the £23 million payout

[Blandmum]

Lotsa-Penny Lane

She loves you, yeh? yeh? yeh?

For benefit of Mrs McCartney (Mr Kite)
There will be a show tonight....

I think I'm gonna be sad, I think its today, the girl that's driving me made is going away (with £24 million of my money). She's gotta meal ticket for life...

All You Need is £29.4 million

Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Dosh?

Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Bank..

Erm, the Fool on The Hill (no, that was BEFORE he married her [hmmm]

Money (That's What I Want)

I've Got a (meal)Ticket To Ride

We don't have to do anything to 'Taxman' though!

Baby's in (the) Black

All you need is love a good lawyer

I wanna dip my hand in your pocket

While my accountant gently weeps...

Heather in the sky with diamonds

Money can't buy you love
(But love can buy you money)

Mug of Kintyre

Yesterday
My accountant seemed so far away
Now it looks as though he's here to stay
Oh I believe in yesterday

I should have known better with a girl like you

no need to rewrite that one

lol at Mug of Kintyre

Heather's In The Sky With Diamonds.

baby you're a rich man

Dear Prudence

We're All Living In A Yellow Mansion From The Proceeds Of A Four Year Plan

But this yellow is hideous so we'll all be hiring expensive interior decorators

She's Leaving Home with 23 million pounds.

I once had a girl, or should I say she once had me (for £24 million)

Penny 23 Million Pounds Lane

Hello, give us your money, Goodbye

Everybody's got something to hide except me and my money

Got to get you outof into my life