Lee Jasper resigns over crimes against the English language

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'I want to honey glase you' indeed

What an idiot

I have to say thatw was possibly the least erotic missive imaginable. My knees jammed together as I read it.

He had quite a poetic turn-of-phrase, I thought, sadly destroyed by the terrible spelling. I bet he got a clout round the ears when his wife read the transcripts though. Poor thing. Her, not him.

LOL MI

I felt embarrassed for them both. Who wants their love messages all over the Standard?

"How many ways do I love thee?"

OMG that is so excrutiating. At least get the effing quote right.

His wife must be incandescent with rage. I've never considered myself to have led a particularly sheltered life, but those e-mails seem way OTT to me. It's like telephone sex but it's not, it's e-mail sex... yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuch.

The horror, the horror.

er, it's 'excruciating' actually.

Oh the irony.

And on another note, Lee Jasper is being hounded because he is one of Ken's friends. The Standard is well known for its hatred of Ken Livingstone and all who work with/for him so don't believe everything you read. They have been smearing him for years and it is soooo boring.

Oh I agree that the Standard has an agenda against Ken, but regardless of that Jasper has resigned, and has not denied that he sent these emails.

If we expect probity from officials, that can't be selective on the basis of whether we agree with their politics or not. Sending extremely saucy emails to someone over whom you have financial power is foolish and leaves oneself wide open to allegations of corruption. Idiotic.

very true about the campaign against Ken- good story for a laugh on the tube in the morning though. Not sexy at all- lol at the knees jamming together motherinferior, that's just how I felt. And why is it that the spelling was nearly as distressing as the actual content- I agree that his wife must be spitting!

very true about the campaign against Ken- good story for a laugh on the tube in the morning though. Not sexy at all- lol at the knees jamming together motherinferior, that's just how I felt. And why is it that the spelling was nearly as distressing as the actual content- I agree that his wife must be spitting!

bad spellign very bad
bad sex worse

Lee jasper is one sexy dude.

OK donnie:

"If we expect probity from officials, that can't be selective on the basis of whether we think they're sexy dudes or not"

Bad spelling in a man is very unsexy

oh yes well ok then !!! I agree ( reluctant grudging emoticon). He is still a sexy dude though!

What a creep! Yuck yuck yuckety yuck.

Donnie, do you seriously believe there is nothing wrong with handing out public funds to your, um, honey? To lots of organisations who happen to be run by your mates, and that don't bother to keep accounts?

Livingstone, btw, is a creep who once kicked a pregnant woman for daring to be in a swimming pool at the same time as him. (Ken was pissed off that the pool was being used by an aqua aerobics class.) Witnessed by my dh.

oops have only just seen this. I am staggered at the kicking incident - were the police called?

It's only excruciating because it's not meant for us and we're not having an affair with him. Lovers write all sort of nonsense to each other. Look at the Valentine's Day ads in the papers. They're really soppy.

The sex would have to be truly torrid to forgive someone's urge to 'honey glase' me.

Oh, sir Jasper...