Yes, the day that you finally realize your spouse is about as unappetizing as a turkey's arse and pick up the phone.
The Telegraph says this:-
'If you're thinking of calling your solicitor on Monday, say for some routine conveyancing work, forget it. The phone will be engaged. All day, probably. Why? Because Monday is officially known among lawyers as D-Day - divorce day.'
Hey ho ... I must admit, the old fella, lounging on the settee, farting, staring at the football, feigning a man cold that has left him immobile ... the same one I've had for three weeks but which has not rendered me immobile because I can't be ... well, yup
I feel a certain empathy ..