Knickers save the day!

[lapinewyear]

Chip fire extinguished with giant pants

bet the daughter is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO pleased about her skimpy knickers being spoken about to millions

quick thinking kids!

someone should tell the MIL on the AIBU thread - the one who objected to a joke containing the word 'knickers' because it sounds like the racist 'n' word.

oh did you see the clip on BBC news gross yellow stained crotch. Oh grimness as young son nephew whatever stuffed his fingers in the crotch and held it up close for the nation to view.

at 'giant' pants btw (oversensitive giant pants owner)

I thought that serenity, but then she did describe them herself as her "parachute pants"

Is this for real?

I have to say though that although mine are the same size (but not a fetching shade of grey, lol) they don't look the same size iyswim. She must be very small, whilst I am tall so I am content in the knowledge that my giant arse is probably more in proportion

When I set fire to the kitchen I'm really glad that I used the traditional wet tea towel. Our firemen were rather lush (and very nice considering I'd been very dozy) and I'm so glad they didn't have to deal with my wet pants flapping about!