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Curvier women are cleverer than waifs - and have more intelligent offspring. Hurrah!!

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moonstruck · 12/11/2007 12:38

A new report from the US was published today, claiming that woman with the traditonal hour glass figure are brighter and have higher achieving offspring. Any thoughts?

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belgo · 12/11/2007 12:39

here is the link

scattyspice · 12/11/2007 12:39

That explains it.

TheQueenOfQuotes · 12/11/2007 12:42

damn - so what happened to me then?? And why have all of my junior choir members - who are all as thin as rakes - just gone off to University leaving behind them a trail of A's at A Level???????

TheQueenOfQuotes · 12/11/2007 12:43

perhaps all the curvy women they researched had Breastfed their babies......thus creating the intelligence

iwouldgoouttonight · 12/11/2007 12:43

Oh bollocks - every thread I'm clicking on today is making me depressed! My waist and hips are about the same size. Not only do I look like a boy I am also stupid.

ELF1981 · 12/11/2007 12:46

ahh, so it is okay that I had large hips (and always have done) as it helps my child and future children!

scorpio1 · 12/11/2007 12:48

i dont know about my offspring but i have always done ok and i look like a boy naked

glammama · 12/11/2007 12:50

I always knew it was cleverer to eat that lovely chocolate eclair than to leave it on the plate. (licks chocolate off lips)

moonstruck · 12/11/2007 12:50

Don't worry- there will probably be a report next week claiming children of waifs earn more or something IWGOT. Sadly, it seems not all mothers can be winners at the same time. Divide and rule eh?
I just liked this story because as a curvy, slighty overweight mother it seemed like the first positive thing I had read in my favour for a while!
Of course, even before this report I knew my children were special[wink}

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shrinkingsagpuss · 12/11/2007 12:51

B***ks

moonstruck · 12/11/2007 12:51

Don't worry- there will probably be a report next week claiming children of waifs earn more or something IWGOT. Sadly, it seems not all mothers can be winners at the same time. Divide and rule eh?
I just liked this story because as a curvy, slighty overweight mother it seemed like the first positive thing I had read in my favour for a while!
Of course, even before this report I knew my children were special[wink}

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moonstruck · 12/11/2007 12:51

Don't worry- there will probably be a report next week claiming children of waifs earn more or something IWGOT. Sadly, it seems not all mothers can be winners at the same time. Divide and rule eh?
I just liked this story because as a curvy, slighty overweight mother it seemed like the first positive thing I had read in my favour for a while!
Of course, even before this report I knew my children were special[wink}

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moonstruck · 12/11/2007 12:53

Sorry about the triple posting. I really am intelligent I am! I am! {blush}

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Niecie · 12/11/2007 12:54

Well, I would have thought that was obvious.

Why else I have been carrying around too much weight all these years - there had to have been a reason!

kindersurprise · 12/11/2007 12:54
FluffyMummy123 · 12/11/2007 12:54

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OrmIrian · 12/11/2007 12:55

I've gone from a 16 to a 12 in the last few years. Have I got more stupid then?

On second thoughts I know the answer to that but I had put it down to child-induced exhaustion ...

lemonaid · 12/11/2007 12:56

Clearly an inspired an brilliant piece of groundbreaking research of vast international importance. Oh yes.

sfxmum · 12/11/2007 13:02

genius creates genius

thought the lard was there for something

moonstruck · 12/11/2007 13:05

Cheese or chocolate? I have a more savoury weakness myself

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