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Posh and Becks "Sexy" photos

271 replies

jenk1 · 12/07/2007 10:02

not sure what to say bout this picture tbh.

www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2007320177,00.html

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chocolatedot · 13/07/2007 11:08

Oh and I sat at an adjoining table to her in Scott's of Mayfair not so long ago. She was on a table of four and whilst her companions each had 2 /3 courses, she made do with a single solitary glass of champagne.

noddyholder · 13/07/2007 11:10

They are both tragic.She is so desperate to be current and relevant but no one ever buys it and she never learns.Photographing them in a sleazy motel where they would NEVER be is ridiculous Pete doherty and kate moss maybe but not those two.He looks like evry gay mans dream and she just has no sex appeal at all Why do they keep trying to sell us this rubbish I don't think america will buy into it for a minute and then she'll be back here with another scheme

ipanemagirl · 13/07/2007 11:12

In the photo of her lying on the bonnet with her legs splayed she looks like she got I dunno a stupid great 1ft stiletto up her arse and is hoping for some medical help in getting in AHHT. Poor hubby's too dumb/vain to notice that she's impaled her self on some sharp footwear and could well mortally wounded!! Help her David! Help her! Call Tomkat and maybe they'll pray that the shoe is safely egressed from the puny tuckuss!!!!

kittywits · 13/07/2007 11:14

Motherfunk are you secretly her publicist?

You and I have differrent ideas as to what constitutes being thin.

I would have said that in the early spice girls days she was actually carrying a bit extra.

She is thin because she does not appear to eat. That is not natural. Perhaps she only refuses to eat in public and actually eats completely normally at home .

lolly how do you know she is a good mother? Just interested.

chocolatedot · 13/07/2007 11:16

I read a funny description of her yesterday which said she "had a face like a guitar pick". I have no compunction about saying mean things about her whatsoever. She courts publicity like nobody else.

There are a million other more beautiful, more famous and more talented celebrities out there who manage to avoid the press. Just look at someone like Cate Blanchett.

noddyholder · 13/07/2007 11:16

Kids look like little football thugs

MotherFunk · 13/07/2007 11:19

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ipanemagirl · 13/07/2007 11:19

HEAR HEAR chocolate well said!
LOL LOL LOL noddyholder - excellently offensive!!!
She's a crazy twig for sure but boy do they know how to make mountains of wonga.
Why would you court the press if you had enough wonga to never work again - hell why would you diet?

Only one possible answer _ if you were completely insane!!

ipanemagirl · 13/07/2007 11:22

Motherfunk you can't think the one of her writhing on the hood of the car clutching at herself like a poor inmate of a Victorian mental institution looks good can you?
In what possible world can that appear anything but totally witless, graceless, aesthetically without merit, politically poor and she looks ill! She crazy! He rich.

noddyholder · 13/07/2007 11:22

She is a walking lesson in self obsession
I would be v surprised if anyone here was jealous of their little charade

kittywits · 13/07/2007 11:23

Excellent Noddy
Just my personal taste but I find her extraordinarliy ugly. I wish she would find some bigger sunglasses and cover up more of her face.
Thankgod the American have to put up with thm now, hoorray!!!!

tiredemma · 13/07/2007 11:25

She is awful.

Self obsessed.

Poor role model for young girls.

Downright bloody awful

MotherFunk · 13/07/2007 11:25

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MotherFunk · 13/07/2007 11:27

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kittywits · 13/07/2007 11:29

ok From what I have gleaned noone has ever seen her eat more than 10 calories worth of lettuce leaf when out.
Perhaps she is secretly an anorexic slug......

harpsichordcuddler · 13/07/2007 11:32

seriously, it just makes me piss myself when (as inevitably happens) I am accused of being "jealous" of Posh and Becks.
seriously, I challenge you, name me one thing that she has that I might want.
dear god, if I woke up tomorrow if her 5 inch stilettoes, do you think I would be happy?
she is a joke and a laughing stock.

MotherFunk · 13/07/2007 11:34

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BBBBasilisk · 13/07/2007 11:35

on anorexia website she is one of the most admired and used as 'thinspiration'.

look at earlier pictures of her - she has an eating disorder and she endorses a dangerous image that should be pityed rather than admired.

Jealous? She should be so lucky!

BBBBasilisk · 13/07/2007 11:36

I think it is far more unhealthy to claim that her body is natural.

MrsFish · 13/07/2007 11:36

There's no denying that DB is sex on legs though... until he opens his mouth that is . I don't like all the tattoos though.

tiredemma · 13/07/2007 11:36

Who on earth would seriously find themselves jealous of a fame/self obsessed toothpick whose husband plays away from home (literally).

Of course I would like to have the money to not have to worry about things, but certainly not to ne her.

For what its worth, they do not donate much to charity ( considering their riches), an article recently showed them to only donate a miniscule percentage of their millions to charity.

Apart from pouting and shopping- what else does she do?

BBBBasilisk · 13/07/2007 11:36

Anorexics do eat - often staged - e.g. for cameras - you are not immune to media traps either.

MotherFunk · 13/07/2007 11:37

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kittywits · 13/07/2007 11:37

That proves it for me then

Motherfunk, I'm not meaning to insult you here but I do think you are so very naive.

ipanemagirl · 13/07/2007 11:37

I would love her pile of wonga for sure. But with that much wonga I would get a stylist from I dunno France or Italy to inject a little TASTE in my image. There is no excuse for the taste bypass, none at all.
Have mercy on us madam and put away those silicone balls you call breasts, no one wants to see them and you should sue your plastic surgeon who did a terrible job - that it unless you like thye way they look argghhhhhhh!

I would like to have her pile of wonga but LOOK like Cate Blanchett or someone who looks human not like a Barbie doll with an eating disorder!