What's the difference between an Iraqi woman and a pilchard?" he would ask: "One's oily and greasy with f***g bulging eyes, and the other's a fish. "
"When the police pull you up, they must caution you. They say to you, 'You are not obliged to say anything, but anything you do say will be taken down and used in evidence'. Your next sentence must be, 'Please don't hit me again, officer'. But if you're a nigger, 'again and again and again'."
Looking for the only black officer at a police fund-raiser, he said:
'Where is he? How are you, baby? Having a night out with nice people? Isn?t this better than swinging from the trees? ? You?re black, I?m white. Do you think colour makes a difference? You bet your bollocks it does!'
To whoops of laughter he carried on: ?They used to be happy people in the cotton fields, singing their bollocks off day and night. A fella used to go around with a whip? ?Oh, massa, give us another crack of dat whip. I love dat whip???
A black waitress working at a venue where he was performing described it as like 'a National Front rally'.
I'm glad he's gone.