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David Beckham NAKED

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mamazon · 30/04/2007 22:40

i saw this on the front page of some tabloid or other. apparantly there are full frontal naked pics of him on the internet.

I am now intrigued and even though i will take one look and say EEWW i just HAVE to see.

anyone know where they are? im really panst at this sort of thing and am always the loast to know so if anyone has a link

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JaneAustenAllegro · 30/04/2007 22:45

they're not real

in last week's Heat magazine if you're interested - full frontal!

MrsSpoon · 30/04/2007 22:46

Willies really aren't that attractive, I'm sure David Beckham's is no exception.

lucykate · 30/04/2007 22:50

its not real, i've seen the pics. his head is too big for the body, you can tell its been done in photoshop

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mamazon · 30/04/2007 22:51

i know its fake, i know it wont be pretty, i even know that it wont be the hugest thing i have ever seen and it will look decidedly average at best...but i just have to see.

gonna have to go find Heat magazine tomorrow then aren't i.

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MrsSpoon · 01/05/2007 00:01

I'm sorry but ROFL now you can save your money, no need to buy Heat! That's not a pretty sight.

fortyplus · 01/05/2007 00:20

That's so funny - it's far too chunky for skinny little Becks! Do they think women are stoopid?

ghosty · 01/05/2007 00:55

That's foul and has put me off my breakfast

Can't believe I looked at that

[eewwww]

TheDuchessOfNorksBride · 01/05/2007 01:11

I know I'll upset ConnieDescending but one is forced to say 'Greggs Sausage Roll'.

ghosty · 01/05/2007 04:57

[snort]

Mum2FunkyDude · 01/05/2007 06:46

His feet looks green?

twentypence · 01/05/2007 06:53

He should leave his clothes on (and not speak).

MrsJohnCusack · 01/05/2007 07:24

and stop paying people to doodle on him - the tatts are way out of control

Flamesparrow · 01/05/2007 08:11

Odd lookin feet!

munz · 01/05/2007 08:14

not a nice sight first thing in the morning, i'm voting it's been ahem digitally enhanced.

themaskedposter · 01/05/2007 08:16

lol twentypence .. agree totally

mamatres · 01/05/2007 08:31

well i think he looks HOT!!!!!!!!!!!

purplemonkeydishwasher · 01/05/2007 08:37

ok, let's just pretend for a minute that it's not a photoshopped pic.

WHY is he standing like that? could it possible be because his willy is, erm, engorged and being held down?
i'm sorry but that does not look like a flacid penis. and he's got little baby balls.

NotQuiteCockney · 01/05/2007 08:43

It doesn't really look fake to me, but I'm no expect.

He doesn't look entirely flaccid, but not entirely hard, either. He looks like he may be a 'shower' rather than a 'grower', fwiw.

nailpolish · 01/05/2007 08:43

it does look flaccid

ghosty · 01/05/2007 10:49

'Flaccid'. Hate that word.
It is like Moist. eeeewww

[vom]

MerlinsBeard · 01/05/2007 10:51

apparently (according to heat mag anyway) its him from head to just below his belly button and someone elses willy downwards so the poster that saisd his head looks wrong - it IS his head!!!

Lizzylou · 01/05/2007 10:52

He looks fab, I think he's gorgeous, although shorter and skinnier in real life than you'd expect (although I didn't get to check his willy in Manchester's King Street when I saw him!).

Spidermama · 01/05/2007 10:55

Right. That's added to my favourites. Thanks MrsSpoon.

mummycan · 01/05/2007 10:55

Isn't he supposed to be a back, sack and crack man?

oliveoil · 01/05/2007 10:58

am i ok to open this at work or should I wait till I get home?

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