Man cuts off penis in restaurant

[Piffle]

Is that not a great headline

As if somehow the being in a restaurant makes it slightly more newsworthy.

as described here bbc

oh god why am i laughing

well would you eat there now??

there's something about the restaurant being called Zizzi that seems weirdly apt, too.

Ewwwwww!! YUK!!

Oh my God, that's awful

I was just thinking, surely he planned that as you couldn't choose a more aptly named restaurant could you?

I'm sure he'll be regretting it this morning!

Well, as "Zizi" is French slang for penis, maybe be thought he had to bring his own, IYSWIM.
To avoid paying cockage, perhaps?

ahhh now THAT'S funny marina!

marina! (bet you're pleased with that one though!)

was his name john bobbit?

there used to be a hairdresser's down the Caledonian Road when I lived there , called Bobbit's : the motto underneath was " the sharpest cut you'll ever have".

those were the days.

no connection with the restaurant nor with his knob end any more either...

@ marina
clever clever clever

DS2 just came in from school and asked me if I'd seen the front page of the Sun - he was too embarrassed to tell me what it was and of course it's this - some typical Sun euphemisms (manhood and willy twice each before a customer uses the word penis) but I love the police quote:

?We believe he?s Polish and 35. We don?t know if he has a history of mental illness, but he?s clearly not a well boy.?

The Sun failed to pick up on Marina's connection, sadly

too clever for the sun!

I wonder if it was one of those weird mutilation fetisht hings.

polish sausage
rofl

How v bizarre.
I have been in the branch of Zizzi in Whitstable - very nice pizza and pasta.

LOL at marina.

I've been to the one on the strand don't think I'll be going back now!

ewww

I was just in a branch (my first ever Zizzi visit) this last Sunday too blu. You don't get this sort of carry-on in Chislehurst you know! or Whitstable either I expect.