Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat

[jujuthejetmum]

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hope they're very happy together

I wouldn't have believed it if it wasn't on the bbc site I had to look to see if there were any piccies of the bride

Oh good lord.

just imagine the hen night.

a pack of scantily clad goats roaming around in sparkly devils horns, dragging one along in a veil and ill-fitting lycra and leering at passing men while flashing their udders.

and then the bride getting off with a randy bison before passing out on her best goats shoulder and sobbing "I blurry luuuuurve him I doooooo, baaaah baaaaah" before throwing up over her shoes.

life in the sudan, ladies. baaaaa.

meowmix - Just spat my tea out! ROFL

LOL, but thats not punishment is it?, cos thats what he wanted in first place??

pmsl mm

Its a grim thought though.
Why would anyone have sex with an animal.

Goat News: "Beautiful young nanny goat forced into marriage with human male"

Nina the Nannygoat, 3, said "It was only supposed to be a bit of fun; I was sowing my wild oats before settling down with the nice billy from next door. We were always so discreet. How was I supposed to know Alifi was going to catch us at it?". Nina's parents were unavailable for comment but their neighbours said "They are mortified. They've always been such a respectable family and now Nina has made them the laughing stock of the farmyard."

was the goat happy to get hitched though? has anyone solicited the goat's opinion in all of this?

"Report just in from Sudan. Nanny The Goat has filed for divorce after catching her husband of 4 months, Mr Tombe in compromising position with the family chicken.

Speaking from her home in the Upper Nile State, Nanny said " He said I was special, the only animal he ever cared for in this way and I believed him. He's taken advantage of my caring nature - and as for her, she"s cock mad."

Clarissa Chicken denied reports of the affair, claiming that she was discussing egg production policy with Mr Tombe. "This is eggsactly the kind of accusation I'd expect from a loose moraled goat like Nanny," she spat"

oh now you're just being silly meowmix!

horrid thought - do you think they kiss?

He's going to be the butt of a few jokes.

Still, at least he won't be a Billy-no-mates.

Think of the poor kids, though.

[Ba-doom-tish, I'm here all week, etc.]

oh now I really do feel sick!!!!

rofl!

any suggestions for the first dance song at the wedding?

I Goat You, Under my Skin?

I've goat to be certain ? ( Kylie I think!)

or perhaps a more religious number like Goat tell it onthe mountain?

"Animal" by Def Leppard
or
something by Bruce Horns-by

Sorry, that's a bit poor.

Maybe they'll hire a Nanny.

its goat to baaaaaaa perfect by furrground attraction?

Apologies in advance - couldn't resist -

isn't she gorgeous?

Has no-one said anything yet about having the horn?

pmsl @ the wedding photo