Morrissey in Talks for Eurovision

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Thought I was dreaming when I saw this on News24 earlier...

FFS, this is almost as bad as hearing Pink Floyd bastardised by ERic effing Prydz.
Sell out if he does it IMO

like morrissey alone isn't enough to buy 100 paracetemol, razors and run an electric current through your bath

avec eurovison?

eurovision is light comedy, a chance for everyone not to take anything seriously and take the piss.

how can we do that -with sour balls. he will make it all serious.

yeah but I want someone good and tongue in cheek...

Not worst of a bad bunch!

Oi!

I WILL NOT TOLERATE MORRISSEY-BASHING

Can't think of anybody better for it! I think it would be great. I love him!

don't do it morrissey!! can't they send girls aloud or take that instead

Aren't they a bit normal for that?

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Do you know, I can't really see Moz doing it; but then again, I can see why he's interested - I mean Eurovision would be quite cool for him in a Sandie Shaw/Cilla Black type way...

But I think it would be great if he did it, I mean, he can actually sing, he won't make a tit of himself, and he'd be the only person with a bit of bloody presence to do it in a long time, fgs.

I would be watching. And drooling.

I have still not forgiven Morrisey for inspiring me to dance on the table when very drunk to 'Reel around the fountain' waving daffodils nicked from a park in Cardiff when I was about 19, and fall off leaving me with a huge bruise on my face for weeks. Kept being followed round by friend from the Woman's Group who was convinced some evil man had beaten me up and I was protecting him

However generally I like Morrissey and the Smiffs. Whether he's a tosser or not.

If this happens I will eat my dog.

BTW we usually encourage the children to throw orange peel or similar at the screen during Eurovision. Perhaps we'd better reserve chicken bones for Morrisey....