Jim Davidson was in panto and he says to the crowd when he comes on stage "do you know who I am?" Before anyone else can respond, a boy scout in full uniform shouts at the top of his voice "yes, you're a fucking wanker!" Apparently the place erupted, and Davidson had a scowl on his face for the entire first half, and in the interval went out to the foyer to look for the boy scout to give him a piece of his mind, but he was nowhere to be seen.
I would have loved to have been there, and would have given the scout a pat on the back!!