Why does'nt the PM just have Lord Ashcroft killed and make it look like an accident?

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This 'Lord' Ashcroft has done damage to the moral fabric of the country by realising information from decades ago in a petty act of revenge. The stain an ALLEGATION like this follows one for life, even more so when they are a public figure. In playgrounds up and down the country children are being not only introduced to the concept of necrophiliac bestiality, but also the concept that our leaders are not to be respected and might be into all kinds of weird stuff. And God knows what other world leaders think.

The Conservative Spin Doctors have totally mishandled this. One can only assume that when they consulted the PM about the initiation practise they learned that the actual truth was more complicated then convenient warranting an absolute denial impossible.

If the horse has bolted, the horse has bolted. Seeing as the PM has already stated this term will be his last it doesn't matter that much if he is a lame duck. However Ashcroft having a nasty mishap might serve as a warning to other malicious creeps and safeguard the Premiership of George Osbourne.

He could arrange for Ashcroft to be eaten by pigs.

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HTH

I guess there's the slight problem that it would be murder.

But details, schmetails.

Possibly just a little too bloody obvious who dunnit?

I guess there's the slight problem that it would be murder.

But details, schmetails.

That's not the problem. The government has no problem killing people.

The problem is that Ashcroft, unlike say David Kelly or Robin Cook, is part of the establishment. You can't just knock them off like ordinary people.

I think it's ok for children to get the impression that David Cameron isn't to be respected, personally. And everyone has always known that public school boys are raging perverts.

Give it a short while and he'll have his accident. Fall from a horse when hunting. Asphyxiate when vomiting after a drinking session. Drown when fishing his poodle from the village pond. Flu can kill. There's always something that can be done.

Am I a mite cynical?

The time to have done that was before the allegation was made, there's not much point in doing it now. For all we know people have been dying of 'natural causes' for decades (centuries even) before making an allegation, every now and then one slips through.

I hope that's not the case though, I would prefer to hope that the majority of politicians are in the job for the right reasons and not just in the pursuit of power. I'm going to stick my fingers in my ears and sing loudly now so that I can't hear everyone pointing out that most politicians are power-hungry, uncaring sociopaths.

In answer to your question, as any billionaires who say in the Preface they have "a beef" with Cameron as they didn't get a job in 2010 - can publish unsubstantiated school girl gossip no other publisher/media could publish - as they are a law unto themselves.

If children are being subjected to this subject in school playgrounds, we should be asking by who, a left wing teaching establishment or perverts.

As to world leaders mostly jealous of the UK's economic turnaround since 2010, they probably like having a bit of someone elses dirt on him - he seemed far too squeaky clean.

www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/dead-pig-allegations-are-utter-nonsense-david-cameron-tells-friends-10511399.html

The allegations are among a number included in a new biography of the Prime Minister by the former deputy Conservative party chairman Lord Ashcroft and journalist Isabel Oakeshott, who write in Call Me Dave that Mr Cameron was a member of the exclusive Piers Gaveston Society while studying at Oxford University, which is said to have involved “bizarre rituals and sexual excess”.

Publicly Mr Cameron has refused to “dignify” the allegations with a response, but he has told those close to him that he was never a member of the elite Piers Gaveston Society at Oxford University.

“His extraordinary suggestion is that the future PM inserted a private part of his anatomy into the animal’s mouth,” an excerpt published by the Daily Mail reported. However, the MP reportedly states that he had not seen any evidence himself and that it could be a case of mistaken identity.

The time to have done that was before the allegation was made
You can't kill everyone who knows something untoward about you. There'd be bodies lining the streets.

l”We all want revenge — whether you're Lord Ashcroft, David Tepper, or a hungry chimpanzee”

”Our natural urge to take an eye for eye may be the basis of human civilisation”
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/science/11888807/Whether-youre-Lord-Ashcroft-David-Tepper-or-a-hungry-chimpanzee-we-all-want-revenge.html

And why?

Because he can.

You think Robin Cook was bumped off? He had a heart attack in front of his wife.

As to world leaders mostly jealous of the UK's economic turnaround since 2010, they probably like having a bit of someone elses dirt on him - he seemed far too squeaky clean.

Massive sarcastic lol. This 'economic turnaround' is without foundation. It's purely a bubble, and all bubbles burst. The BoE has issued two statements this week that are highly worrying. The first about banks and how the public will have to pay to rescue them again by abolishing cash and using a Blockchain based currency that loses 4% of its value per annum, and the second on Giddy's housing policy.

According to their chief economist Andy Haldane, we're fucked.

As for Hameron being 'squeaky clean', we all know he's a Bullingdon boy with all that entails. Plus, he stuck his knob in a pig.

Plus, he stuck his knob in a pig.

Yes but as a ceremonial obligation. It's not something he's probably done that regularly. I don't think it's something he'd do it if he was in a room on his own when he had an empty house,

"Massive sarcastic lol. This 'economic turnaround' is without foundation. It's purely a bubble, and all bubbles burst."

The 'bubble' was before Cameron when Labour had a knob FOR financial brains.

An economy, public sector, benefits, welfare, tax credits built on the taxes/budget deficit funded from an unsustainable financial bubble - manufactured by de regulating the UK banks from 1997 to 2007 - allowing their balance sheets/lending to grow to dangerous levels.

Brown and the FSA he created admitted it, AFTER our then bubble financed GDP in 2008 to 2009 FELL by nearly an unprecedented 7% Labour hardly recovered any of that previous output back - even though government spending, a major component of GDP, was in 2010 (with their £153 billion budget deficit/overspend) at record level - producing a GDP 'dead cat bounce', in market parlance.

After starting to rebalancing our economy from 2010 and giving the private sector support rather than ever more new taxes, the UK has nearly twice the Eurozone's GDP growth, and half the Eurozone's unemployment level (with a far fewer percentage of temp employment than the Eurozone) - now THAT is a rather solid foundation.

The fact that Cameron's political opponents have to concentrate on a school girl Chinese Whisper rumour - the authors of this book freely admit is unsubstantiated - is PROOF they have nothing to offer themselves.

P.S. There may well be another global recession in the years to come, but the UK is light years better able to cope than it was in May 2010 when the policy was 'more of the economy/deficit same' that got us into the pooh.

P.S. On Housing Policy bubbles the growth of the Private Landlord was due to Labour's (raided pension, mass immigration, dire home building) policies and their bank de regulating policy - as in 1997 UK Mortgage lending was £21 bil a year and the average price of a home was £73k and by late 2007 UK Mortgage Lending rose to £115 billion a year as the average price of a home rose to £232k.

Please don't engage with Isitmebut. You'll only encourage him to defecate on all the threads.

Whereas your usual pig ingnorant posts and so many others, telling 'porkies' (like the post I just took the time to answer), is fine. Got it.

Although having said that, this was ‘probably’ your best OP in years; at least it was MEANT to make us chuckle.

Actually it was the China-Osborne post you started that was funny, you confused me, as you talking abut 'defecation', its your M.O. to 'drop one' and run.

Propaganda can get lost if you have to factually back it up.