Well I'm all in favour. The honours system is a whole load of bollocks anyway, Lord and Lady and Dame and Sir and all that left-over feudalist crap - the more yobbos like the Beckhams they can give these silly titles to, to undermine the whole thing, the better.
I await with eagerness the announcement of Dames Jordan, Jade and that retarded slapper with the pointy noise who was on Celebrity Big Brother.
And Sir Wayne and Lady Rooney - excellent.