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the fattest town in britain?

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TheDaVinciCod · 19/10/2006 13:07

here

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TheDaVinciCod · 19/10/2006 13:08

"Visitors to the estate are directed to the Hemingways, known locally as the ?fattest family in town?. A trip to the Asda supermarket, only one mile away, involves them hiring two taxis to take four people. Their driver said he had imposed a limit of two family members per car. ?My cab can easily take four passengers but with them in, it scrapes the ground over speed bumps,? he said.

Philip Hemingway, 52, a one-time amateur wrestler, said he had started putting on weight when he retired from his job as a builder?s labourer.

Although he is 5ft 6in tall, he weighs almost 18 stone and is on the waiting list for a new heart valve. He declined to give the weight of his wife Daphne, 54, who is practically bedridden. Hemingway said she was awaiting a knee operation to correct damage inflicted on knee joints because of her weight.

The couple?s twin sons, aged 29, weigh in at nearly 20 stone each and are unemployed. Hemingway said he was concerned about his weight gain.

?I am always looking out for the amount of sugar in things and try to get healthy food. I like things like Scottish beef and I buy plenty of cheese, too. My doctor actually believes we have a good diet regime,? he said.

?I do try to keep us healthy. And I would like to start getting fit again. But it is a vicious circle because I need to lose weight and yet I am not well enough to start things like weight training.?
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MY bold

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Tutter · 19/10/2006 13:11

lol at no space for running or cycling

yeh right

HuwEdwards · 19/10/2006 13:11

a diet of pork and potatoes....eewwww - a german friend of mine once told me that the reason german toilets have those little ledges on is because the german diet is high in pok and therefore they're prone to worms...

shazdisembodiedronnie · 19/10/2006 13:12

trousers for schoolgirls with 38" waist!!!

belgo · 19/10/2006 13:12

So they blame lack of exercise on too much farming?

TheDaVinciCod · 19/10/2006 13:15

"Although he is 5ft 6in tall, he weighs almost 18 stone and is on the waiting list for a new heart valve. He declined to give the weight of his wife Daphne, 54, who is practically bedridden. Hemingway said she was awaiting a knee operation to correct damage inflicted on knee joints because of her weight. "

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Marina · 19/10/2006 13:16

belgo, Lincolnshire is notorious for having very few public footpaths/rights of way compared to, say, Kent, or Sussex, or indeed most other rural counties. The style of farming there does mean very little countryside is available for recreational use It's why it is not a popular weekend destination despite having some pretty towns and coastal villages.
I would have thought a lot of the lanes were quiet enough to make cycling or running reasonably safe though

Tutter · 19/10/2006 13:18

marina, my parents live in rural lincs and walk for 5kms or so every day. as you say, the lanes are perfect for it.

if you can be arsed, or course

Marina · 19/10/2006 13:21

I think the Hemingways would need a Wide Load, Pass with Caution vest....
I have a friend in Louth - lovely town. Whereabouts are your parents Tutter?

Tutter · 19/10/2006 13:27

it's near nowhere in particular but not a million miles from sleaford, stamford or grantham. kind of in the middle of all those places!

TheDaVinciCod · 19/10/2006 13:27

i once went to a edign in grantham
what a shit hole
the only place in britain wiht FREE parkign on a saturday

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Tutter · 19/10/2006 13:28

cod, you need to go to barnsley

then grantham would seem like knightsbridge

themoon666 · 19/10/2006 13:41

Has nobody seen Gainsborough? 20p to park on a saturday morning (afternoons are free). You get your 20p back if you purchase a pie from the Co-op.

I think saying Boston is crap coz no space to exercise is a downright lie. They have lovely long straight flat lanes with hardly any traffic. You could run or cycle for miles there. There's a lovely leisure centre too (FinnForest) with a proper running track, swimming pool etc.

I have run the Boston 5 mile poppy memorial race two or three times from Finn Forest and I was very impressed with the local facilities.

TheDaVinciCod · 19/10/2006 15:32

YES THATS IT GAINSBOROUGH!!! end of the earth

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LucyJones · 19/10/2006 15:34

Grantham .... where Maggie Thatcher was born... says it all really

Drusilla · 19/10/2006 15:39

Tuttler, lol re Barnsley! Have IL's there. It's delightful.

Tutter · 19/10/2006 15:43

indeed, some bits of barnsley (well, villages outside) are lovely, but the town centre is grim grim grim. well, it was when i were last thee-yer anyroad.

lol at money back on gainsborough parking

Marina · 19/10/2006 15:56

Are you sure you don't get 50p back after you've bought your pie themoon?
Poor old Lincs

TheDaVinciCod · 19/10/2006 19:22

lol at pie

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Mirage · 19/10/2006 20:35

themoon66-love the pie story.DH will be taking a trip up to Gainsborough now.

Boston is an odd place.Last time we went,we noticed a sign on the inside of the door in McDonalds.It said 'WARNING!This door opens onto a busy street!'

I know that Lincolnshire is fairly sparsely populated,but I didn't think it was so bad that visitors to towns had to be warned that there may be other people about.

bettythebloodier · 19/10/2006 21:19

I used to live in Boston. I wasn't fat though - probably because I cycled to school every day- a 5 mile round trip.
What a load of codswallop about no space for exercise. Walk on the pavement! Cycle on the road!

HeadlessHorsewoman · 19/10/2006 22:12

LOL at all of your observations. I have recently moved to this area and noticed myself how many fat people there are here (previously lived in Suffolk, only 110 miles away). Took a drive to Gainsborough the week after I moved here on the recommendaion of MIL's partner who told me what an affluent town it was. I think I must have misheard him and he actually said effluent. Shit hole is right. It would seem that every shop that isn't boarded up is a take away or Off-Licence. Maybe that's why they are fat here....

nellie245 · 19/10/2006 22:21

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themoon666 · 21/10/2006 20:35

Am shocked how many of you have actually been to Gainsborough!! LOL at Nellie thinking it sounded romantic.

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