Did anyone read the Non-Domestic Goddess in today's Mail

[mosschops30]

Before you all stone me to death I only get the mail on a saturday because i like the tv page. But loved this womans article today had me laughing out loud at things you must do/have to be in the club, sadly I fell into a lot of them they included:

Save leftovers in tupperware box, keep in fridge for a week and throw away when no-one is looking.
You must have in your cupboard a tin of golden syrup with lid half-cocked, old hundreds and thousands, and a packet of something spilling all over cupboard (mine is raisins)
If food falls on the floor you must blow on it and place it back on plate when no-one is looking.

I am an official non-domestic goddess

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lol - I do those things too

Hee hee, mine is custard powder.

My spilt item is black food colouring which is a real pain because I keep getting on my clothes, really must do something about it.

A neighbour recently gave me a load of out of date packets of food to feed to our chickens. What she doesn't know is that I kept them to eat ourselves

hee hee daisy moo, she mentioned several bottles of leaking food colouring.

Also old ice lollies moulded to the side of your freezer ...come on hands up >

Instead of raisins in cupboard my spilt thing is frozen peas in freezer drawer.

I did realise anyone know me that well!

Oh, me too! Am forever throwing away left-overs that have been carefully wrapped up and put in the fridge only to go rancid or mouldy.

Add me to the list. Especially the golden syrup tin.

Thing is, if you do actually replace the lid on golden syrup, you can never get the bloody thing off again anyway.

raises hand
peas in the freezer -tick
raisins spilt- tick
leftovers -tick

Me too!

Me too - syrup tin, old hundreds & thousands, split packet of spaghetti all over the cupboard. But ! - I have no ice lollies stuck to my freezer!!(only because I finally had to defrost it last week when I couldn't shut the door because of the frost build-up)

Ah, it's Deborah Ross - she must have moved on from the Independent? Used to enjoy this when I read the Indy - did anybody see her interview with Brian Sewell?

ndg here