<snurk> What's worse than a remote control toilet?

[ParsingFancy]

A remote control toilet that can be hacked.

Should I recommend one to my flashy, Beating Keeping Up With The Joneses family member, do you think?

Brings whole new meaning to shit for brains.

On several levels.

HaHa that's brill!

I thought we had problems having the same doorbell as our neighbours - sometimes it rings in the wrong house, but that's got potential to be really funny.

Just you and me then, phantom. [childish]

Reminds me of the time I went to the loo in some mountain restaurant in Switzerland which had some sort of sensor which automatically did the flush. Apart from I hover and it flushed too early and my shorts got wet, had to slink out the loo with wet shorts at the back and then promise my friends I hadn't weed on them.

That story made me guffaw yesterday. Really, too lazy to flush your own ruddy loo? Serves them right!