I think some of you might enjoy this. I have just seen it on FB:
"To the Parent or Carer of Michael Gove,
Michael has tried very hard this year. He has a lot of ideas which he thoroughly and enthusiastically shares with his class mates. Michael struggles when his classmates seem more interested in their own things such as playing with money, trains or playing doctors and nurses. His method of dealing with this is not always in keeping with the message he wants to convey. On one occasion he began by saying how much he valued a particular group of children but then as he continued to share his ideas it became clear that he thought they were a worthless bunch of degenerates. This type of behaviour is becoming increasingly common and has become a concern over the past academic year.
Michel's zest for life is unquestionable. This term alone he as been using words such as passionate, valued, asset, outstanding and respect. At times however he is not always clear on what these words actually mean, indeed, at present Michael is frequently using such words when he means the exact opposite. This will need to be one of his targets as he approaches the next academic year.
In terms of his social interaction Michael has become increasingly close to children of particular nationalities. This shows his deep value for other cultures and races and is all to his credit. He needs to ensure that he spends an equal amount of time cultivating friendships within his own national group as moving forward he will need friends from all backgrounds. Sadly Michael has struggled to gain the trust of those who share his own national identity and this is something that, again, he will need to work on in the coming months, especially given his ambitions regarding election to the school council.
Michael is an extremely bright and articulate young man. In contrast to this he often appears to have given very little thought to his work. By this stage in the academic year we would expect to see Michael making a thorough plan before embarking on a particular activity. Michael has shown no interest thus far in the planning phase of his work and rather tends to jump in both feet first without considering where his work is heading. This is something that we have been talking about together and is an area where Michael really does need to focus. In addition to this I am struggling to see where some of his ideas have come from. They are certainly not the topics or themes that we have felt important to teach him this year and appear to crop up ad hoc. I would very much like to discuss further with you to see what sort of audio-visual stimulation Michael is having outside of school as it seems that some of his influences are potentially hazardous to his learning journey. The only saving grace is that, with Michael's afore mentioned lack of planning, these ideas don't seem to progress very far and he quickly become distracted by something that one of his classmates is doing.
Michael's target for the next academic year are:
- To plan ahead and make sure he knows where he is going with his learning journey.
- To ensure his work doesn't alienate his classmates.
- To use the correct words at the appropriate time.
- To use his strengths to rebuild damaged relationships.
I have no doubt that with the right support Michael will be able to excel in his chosen path through life. He is an ambitious young man but he does need to remember that he can't always have his own way, especially when he isn't even really sure what that is. If you wish to discuss any of this further I am always in my classroom from 8am to 6pm monday to friday and am contactable by email at any point day or night 7 days a week.
Regards...."