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What is Tom Cruise up to now?

39 replies

biglips · 02/05/2006 16:11

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handlemecarefully · 02/05/2006 17:00

loathesome little turd isn't he...

intergalacticwalrus · 02/05/2006 17:05

Odious little c*nt.

I was still eating "for the baby" 11 months after his birth, as well as carrying around the equivalent extra weight of four month old quads. 2 weeks after DS's birth, I was incapable of making the decision whether I needed the loo or not, let alone following some crappy fitness plan devised by my batty partner.

2shoes · 02/05/2006 17:07

what a twat I hope she see's sense soon

NotQuiteCockney · 02/05/2006 17:08

Beansprout, he probably was just as bonkers then, but he had competant PR. He fired her, around the time of his divorce, and hired some Scientology twonk. Hence his public image going from "actor, probably a bit short" to "mad mad mad thing".

ssd · 02/05/2006 17:10

Jesus, I'm still eating the choc 5 years later!!Blush

he'd hate me!!Grin

beansprout · 02/05/2006 17:11

Lol! That is exactly the image he has achieved!!

So, if I never lose the last bit of weight, will he promise not to marry me?
Can you only imagine what their pre-nup says???

satine · 02/05/2006 17:33

What is she on?! Can't she see what a complete and utter - gawd, can't even think of a word to sum up my contempt - controlling little freak he is? Or is she so bananas from being an actress and spending too much time in Hollywood that she thinks his behaviour is normal? Or is she really being paid a lot of money, like Michael Jackson's 'wife'?

Ulysees · 02/05/2006 17:37

oh dear, her family must be fuming. Angry

Anyone else think nicole kidman is a bit nuts? She acts like this innocent sweet girly thing when being interviewed, annoys the tats off me!! Think they were made for each other..

Twiglett · 02/05/2006 17:40

ahem .. cough cough

its reported in THe Mirror

.. nuff said

handlemecarefully · 02/05/2006 23:02

Yes, but we want to believe it Twiglett

MadamePlatypus · 03/05/2006 10:39

Of course if you are a scientologist you get to ignore normal advice like wait for your stomach muscles to recover before exercise, concentrate on eating well so that you can breast feed, 9 months on, 9 months off.

Whats wrong with a little baby fluff anyway?Imagine if birds were like us. They would have the baby birds and then suddenly it would be must get rid of the nest, must get rid of the nest, must pretend I never had any little babies.

On the other hand if men had babies they would be all macho about it and competing over who had the most stretch marks

suzywong · 03/05/2006 10:46

What a knob

When that woman finally uncoils there are going to be a lot of fireworks.

He is the epitome of passive aggressiveness. "I want you to be the most beautiful bride ever" I'd give him the back of my hand.

Spagblog · 03/05/2006 10:56

Jeez! 3 stone less than pre birth weight!
She'll be a lollipop bride stick thingy!

SaintGeorge · 03/05/2006 11:00

Pre-birth not pre-pregnancy.

Although it wouldn't surprise me if TC meant pre-pregnancy weight.

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