The teacher with the flatulent chair

[speedymama]

Well, all I can say about \link{http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/bristol/4895690.stm\this}, is if she, as a deputy head,cannot take the initiative in finding a chair that does not squeal, you have to question her judgement and lack of common sense, imo.

how much do they earn £48,000 !!

Did think this was a joke when I first read it....honestly just swap it for another one....(rollseyes emoticon)

Please don't think that all teachers earn that amount. ATM I earn less than £20,000

agree speedymama
seems like a stupid bint to me

It's not what she earns MB, it's her seeming total lack of nous, as the others say, about finding herself a non-squeaky chair. Honestly...
am contemplating suing my organisation for mental distress because I am at work and lots of colleagues are on leave

Oh, quite, but we poor minions don't earn anything like that amount

I work in a pre-school.. do you think I have grounds for sueing as the children are all childish

I work with teenagers, could I sue for them being stroppy kevins and kevinas, do you think???

Just swap it with someone elses chair fgs! I too work in a pre-school and have to sit on chairs for 2 yo's and that's no good for anyone's arse I can tell you

every time I think about this I snigger, as a gaggle of pre teen schoolboys would do

I got my bum stuck in a chair during assembly one day - oh the shame when it rose from the floor with me in front of 400 pairs of eyes. i wasn't even overweight at the time.

I think I shall sue retrospectively

I seriously can not beleive this woman.

She tried to sue because school would not replace her farting chair, she had nervous breakdown over said farting chair.........

And she was a teacher? Cleraly not sane.

Do you think I could claim compensation for having a flatulent baby?

:o

I'd have come in extra early one morning and swapped it with the Heads - easy

ROFL at getting bottom stuck in seat, puff.
My inherited chair has a gravy stain on it (at least I sincerely hope that is what it is). Shall I sue my employers for unhygienic working conditions? Or should I clean it myself with a spot of Febreze...

She must have been the most organised, brilliant teacher in the world, if all she had to worry about was a bloody squeaky chair.

I had considerably more on my mind that sodding furniture when I was teaching, and I hadn't even reached the dizzy heights of being a deputy head.

FFS - silly cow!!!

What a stupid woman. Did she have no initiative at all???

lol fio