Women doing her makeup while driving

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Whats the worst you have ever seen?

Ok, I confess, I do my make up on the way to work or have done. In last 6 months too. But, in my defence:

Pretty much only when stationary
If not stationary, i.e. moving at 1 mph in shite traffic, I have done foundation WITHOUT looking in a mirror, i.e. just smearing it around as if it's moisturiser, checked later when parked
Mascara I need to be stationary to do, ditto eyelash curlers
And lipstick I wear is practically lip balm, you don't need to look to do it.
Oh god, will get a Talking To on Mn now won't I?

WVW- this daft mare was doing 32mph

Oh ok, hope I'm excused then!

Think there's a difference between doing it at the lights with the handbrake on and doing 32 mph.

Both are illegal of course, but the 32 mph is far more dangerous.

I just hate the way it's reported "dizzy blonde". In other words, "stupid blond".

The words ditsy and dizzy are always used to refer to stupid women intellectually challenged men want to fk. Women they don't want to fk who may or may not be stupid, are simply called stupid.

That's not what I was saying WVW- but like Caligua says there is a difference morally even though both are wrong

Or they're called 'mum of one' or 'brave mum' or 'Linda, 39,'

What about \link{http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,588-974654_3,00.html\eating while driving,} then?

We do it all the time on long trips (well not all the time but ykwim!) - crisps, sandwiches, sliced fruit, bananas etc - I would be furious to get a ticket for it

Not to mention leaving the engine running, empty washer bottle etc. Most of us would be off the road after a month if they checked us once a week

(NB the make-up tart is still a waste of space!)

Hey, I'm not about to defend myself pixiefish! Just disclosing, that's all.

ffs re sausage roll and that woman done for eating an apple. If it's illegal to not have both hands on the wheel then it's illegal to change gear fgs!

WWW, you do need a talking to. You use eyelash curlers? How extremely girly of you .

SL

They're not those heated ones are they? I'd fry my eyeballs if I attempted to use those, driving or not driving.

lol, moo

(Had missed that, WWW! Eyelash curlers! The DDs use those - how old are you again???)

nah, normal torture type ones.

aem janh, I am 39 so nearly, cough, cough, 40, wail, gnash, wail...

No you can't be, sorry. I'll accept 29, OK?

done janh, I am 29 forthwith!

WVW I wasn't having a go at all. But I don't think that what you do is as bad as this mad bint.

And WWW I'm sure that when you're doing it, you're not on your way to see your secret lover who happens to be in this unfortunate situation because of this other woman he happens to have lived with for over a year.

The daft bint. Sorry, I mean dizzy bint. Or do I mean blonde bint. Or ditsy bint. Anyway, stupid bint will do me, a rose by any other name and all that.

Have mentioned this before, once saw a woman driving BMW with a tiny baby on her lap, had just turned off Deansgate in Manchester!! Before the lovely Britney Spears did it of course