good article on oscars disasters here

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sorry to be nitpicky - but that's not Sienna Miller, that is Naomi Watts

I agree it's not a great dress though...

The best....

Kiera Knightley - That red fish-tailed thing was FAR too old for her, she's only 20 FGS. The black one was much better

JLo - The colour was rancid and made her look jaundiced, IMO.

Nicole Kidman looked like she was getting married

Good lord - Dolly Parton!

(that was my comments on those from the 'beat' list)

I actually liked the one Terri Hatcher was wearing but it needed more curves to fill it out. She is tooooooooooooo thin.

I thought Reese Witherspoon looked gorgeous in her vintage dress

Just found a picture of Sienna in \link{http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2001290023-2006100629,00.html\The Sun}

Click on "...and the rest" at the bottom

(I don't normally read the Sun - honest)

What an awful dress - like she has wrapped an old curtain round herself...

That dress mings and she looks like a screaming skull in that pic.

Thanks NDP - God, that truly is foul.

oops, sorry Lahdeedah, it was you - ta!

But Dolly Parton, I mean, would you expect anything else?

Am I the only one who thought that whatsername - her with heath Ledger -looked like a pot of mustard
I really cannot remember her name, sorry

I didn't recognise Lindsay Lohan in that picture though, she looks old in it

"Mud masks weren’t enough for Teri Hatcher, who not only had a $1.5 million massage that included having 18-carat diamonds placed on her energy points but also enjoyed a Natura Bissé Diamond DNA infusion facial."

This CAN'T be true can it?

because if it is it was a shocking waste of money...

snigger at Caitlin Moran

"Most Ludicrous Dress Award: a tie between Salma Hayek, who had been poured lop-sided into her very tight dress, making her breasts look like an intimate tête-a-tête between Danny DeVito and Ving Rhames, and Charlize Theron, who appeared to be wearing her handbag on her shoulder"

Best Shot of the Evening: Terrence Howard on the red carpet with his 10-year-old son. For a minute, it looked as if he were squiring a small, butch lesbian.

all of her article is, as ever, hilarious. think I have a bit of a schoolgirl crush on her

God, some of them are hideous, Sharon Stone, Sienna, omg, and Helena, well, it's what we've come to expect from her, frankly.

Kiera Knightley should not go strapless, even if it's just on one shoulder - see naff pink dress Gwynnie wore that would have stayed still when she turned to the side.

helena is starting to make franke potente look like she has good fashion sense.

please don't tell me teri hatcher really spent over a million quid on a facial - that really is impossible, isn't it? please tell me it is. Please.

I reall want it to be impossible Ruty- especially as it hasn't work - she still looks quite haggard IMO

she needs to eat a few potatoes, that's why!