Josephine, it's always interesting to come accross someone who sticks to their guns as much as you. However, your arguments are quite weak because you make totally unsubstantiated statements which seem to be based on anecdotal evidence. I've picked out some statements I'd be interested for someone to explain:
This country is in a dreadful state thanks to Labour.
Please elaborate. Why, do you think, this is the case? What is this dreadful state and how did Labour cause it?
The guardian has an anti-coalition agenda
Can you name me a newspaper that has a pro-coalition agenda? 
The vast majority of Guardian readers are reliant on the state in some way or another.
The only information I could find on Guardian readership is here. To summarise, they are highly educated, hard working, well-paid individuals.
I assume you mean that Guardian readers are public sector employees but I can't find any evidence to support this.
The Guardian isn't reputable. Full stop.
Using PCC complaints as a proxy (as it's impossible to measure a qualitative indicator like 'reliability'), the Guardian is the most reliable paper; the Daily Mail the least
. 71.9% of PPC complaints against the Mail were on 'accuracy' grounds.
It's run by a small clique of wealthy lefties, and read mostly by bitter left-wink cranks.
Please see my above comment about the Guardian readership. I don't know anything about the individuals who administer the Sutton Trust, I would assume that they are left-wing though. I'd rather a small clique of wealthy individuals than the Murdochs any day. News International titles have about 35% market share - worrying.
It has an extremely small circulation, getting ever smaller.
The circulation of every newspaper is falling.
As I have said, do you have any better ideas?
Yes, I've given them to you. If you want more, I'll provide them baked up with data and theory.
Can you explain, without talking about unemployability, how Workfare will increase employment rates?
I'll repeat what I said in a previous post. There are 464,000 vacancies and 2.63 million unemployed. Workfare substitutes vacancies (job opportunities) with unpaid placements. If the government want to reduce unemployment they need to increase aggregate demand and increase economic growth to 2%. How does Workfare do this?