I know it's the DM, but what the actual fuckety fuck is this all about?

[kreecherlivesupstairs]

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2059476/35-men-rural-Brazil-sex-animal-study-finds.html
I have a Brazialian friend, I must ask her if she believes it to be true. She does come from a ridiculously rural area too.

Hate to break it to you but bestiality is not confined to Brazil. A lawyer friend tells a brilliant story of a man he prosecuted once being convicted on the strength of some incontrovertible evidence.... horse-hairs in his fly zipper!

It is also known to happen a lot in SA

So is that one of the animals that Brazilian men have been having sex with, or just a random cow? I think we need to know.

What's surprising you - that people have sex with animals or that there maybe is a link between sex with animals and penile cancer?

I think in some states of the USA sex with animals isn't illegal. There was a doc about it on Channel 4 (of course) a couple of years ago. These delusional loopers people actually thought they were in consensual relationships with their pets And it wasn't just men.

I read a story a couple of days ago about a (possibly Ghanaian?) man who was caught having sex with a donkey - but it wasn't his fault; he had been having sex with a prostitute and when the police turned up she turned into a donkey.

Not the animal or the deed, it's the number that astonished me.
I read that story too allhail. Remarkable eh?
There was a story a couple of months ago about a woman in Ireland, IIRC who died after sexing a GSD.

Moral of the Story: Always wear a condom when having sex with animals.

One of my ex colleagues used to be married to a bloke who was caught on security camera making out with a sheep

How does making the sex with a dog kill you? Do you die vomming after seeing their horrid lipstick knobs?

I thought sex with farm animals was restricted to a few inbred farmer workers. Most men just don't get the opportunity.

On the other hand, sex with dogs is apparently a common fantasy (based on Nancy Friday's book anyway, although I dare say she sexed up (haha) her reports somewhat).

He was a farm worker

I don't know how people manage to have sex with chickens. Mine flap like mad and make a terrible noise if you even pick 'em up

Am also boggling at how you have sex with chickens

Although I guess if you look at the size of an egg their chutes must be fairly stretchy.

Don't google 'beastiality' It's disgusting what they show and you can't unforget it.

Oh, vomarama. People are so bloody weird.

Thank goodness for that helpful and informative picture of a cow in the article.

I would have been very without that.

Really laughing at the picture of the cow.

She is giving a come hither look as well. Look at her - she is a bovine version of Angelina Jolie.

hahahaha - having gone back to the cow pic to check GetOrf's allegations (come hither, whether or not A Jolie is the human incarnation of that cow etc) I think it is actually a BULLOCK! It has that pointy bit under it's belly and no udder.

There was a story a couple of months ago about a woman in Ireland, IIRC who died after sexing a GSD What is a GSD?

"Those who had engaged in bestiality also reported a higher incidence of sexually transmitted disease".

Dang, those cows must be getting around!

I have a friend whose school used to take them on a day trip to the local court and watch a case in progress as part of citizenship education. The year he went the case was a man charged with having sex with a turkey, so the trip proved more educational than the school perhaps intended...

ripe - what were you doing googling beastiality in the first place.... :)

German Shepherd Dog

ick.

I had a dream once that I met and got engaged to a man who turned into a bull. Sex was involved.

what the fuck is wrong with some people????