IS FEMINISM BURGLING THE COUNTRYSIDE? - Daily Mail

[TrillianAstra]

IS THE INTERNET STEALING FROM COMMON SENSE AND DECENCY?

WILL THE UNIONS STEAL THE IDENTITY OF THE CHURCH?

COULD SINGLE MOTHERS MAKE BRITISH JUSTICE OBESE?

COULD FACEBOOK GIVE YOUR DAUGHTERS CANCER?

and more here

(apologies for the all caps)

There's a random headline generator in the "Evoving English" exhibition at the British Library. I think it's on until April, and is definitely wrth going to - probably for adults and older children as there's a lot to read.

HAVE LESBIANS RUINED BRITAIN'S SWANS?
IS TEENAGE SEX MAKING YOUR CHILDREN IMPOTENT?
HAVE THE FRENCH HURT YOUR HOUSE?
HAVE GAYS KILLED BRITAIN'S FARMERS?
HAVE FOXES MOLESTED PENSIONERS?

Have seen this before but it still makes me giggle every time.

COULD TEENAGE SEX TURN YOUR PENSION GAY?
IS THE LOONY LEFT MOLESTING YOUR CHILDREN?
COULD HOODIES IMPREGNATE THE BRITISH PEOPLE?

HAVE FERAL CHILDREN TAXED TAXPAYERS?

WILL GYPSIES INFECT BRITAIN'S SWANS WITH AIDS?

WILL IMMIGRANTS TURN THE CHURCH GAY?

COULD THE POLES SCROUNGE OFF BRITAIN'S SWANS?

ARE MUSLIMS MAKING MIDDLE BRITAIN IMPOTENT?

IS RIP-OFF BRITAIN CHEATING THE QUEEN?

WILL SINGLE MOTHERS MAKE MIDDLE BRITAIN OBESE?

HAVE GAYS IMPREGNATED THE ROYAL FAMILY?

COULD TWITTER KILL THE MIDDLE CLASS?

ARE THE UNEMPLOYED MAKING HARD-WORKING FAMILIES OBESE?

I linked to this TWO YEARS AGO and nobody even acknowledged me it.

Harrumph.

HAVE SINGLE MOTHERS KILLED THE BRITISH PEOPLE?

PMSL

COULD YOUR LOCAL COUNCIL IMPREGNATE BRITISH SOVEREIGNTY?

HAVE ASYLUM SEEKERS INFECTED THE ROYAL FAMILY WITH AIDS?

Why am I getting all the ones involving knobbing the Royals?

COULD THE UNIONS HAVE SEX WITH THE COUNTRYSIDE?

IS THE MMR JAB GIVING COMMON SENSE AND DECENCY SWINE FLU?

I'm giggling way too much at this

WILL THE UNEMPLOYED RIP OFF THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY?

I like sakura's best. Oh, the irony!

Ooh, I've moved on to the David Blunkett Policy Maker now:

• Pre-emptively convict Guardian readers, and then jail them. And charge them for it.

• Detain everybody indefinitely under the Terrorism Act, and then lock them up.

• Issue paroled prisoners with compulsory 'Entitlement Cards', and then deport them to Guantanamo Bay.

It's not quite as funny, but entertaining none the less.

tethers - happens to me all the time :(

Ace link though :)

Ds's favourite website .

They had a Nick Clegg special in Election week. Our favourite was WILL NICK CLEGG TURN CLIFF RICHARD GAY?

That's a friend of mine's website. He's a lovely bloke.

HAS CANCER GIVEN COMMON SENSE AND DECENCY CANCER?

WILL POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GIVE TAXPAYERS' MONEY CANCER?

ARE WORKING MOTHERS MOLESTING YOUR PETS?

WILL CYCLISTS TURN YOUR PETS GAY?

HAVE FERAL CHILDREN IMPREGNATED THE QUEEN?

[SHOCK]

COULD RIP-OFF BRITAIN MAKE BRITAIN'S SWANS IMPOTENT?

Gosh I am getting quite angry about some of these things, my blood pressure is rising just by reading them.

Very authentic!

WILL BINGE DRINKING GIVE PROPERTY PRICES CANCER?

COULD FEMINISM BURGLE CLIFF RICHARD?

COULD BRUSSELS BUREAUCRATS DESTROY YOUR PETS?

I personally agree with all of the above or not