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Anyone have a house that is clean and tidy ALL the time??

49 replies

phoenixflower · 16/04/2010 19:48

If so, how do you do it??? A few of the DCs friends always have very clean and tidy houses, even if you just nip round it is always sparkling.
Please share your secrets to success!!

OP posts:
Nikna · 19/04/2010 21:39

Cakesandale - "She said - on my deathbead I may wish I had gone to Nepal, or played with the kids morre: I won't wish I had done a bit more dusting. "

I am going to remind myself of that saying often - Excellent. It is easy to start stressing out about how tidy the house is, but there are more important things right?

Quattrocento · 19/04/2010 21:56

But it's not hard to be tidy and clean

meltedmarsbars · 19/04/2010 21:58

Yes it is!!!

3 dc's at 3 different schools, one with severe disabilites, a massive lawn to be cut (okay, it's not really a lawn as such, its just untidy grass), 6 hens, a greenhouse, an allotment,...

No way am I spending a sunny day tidying a house!

chipmonkey · 19/04/2010 22:05

Quattro, it is harder for some than others. Especially me.

OrmRenewed · 19/04/2010 22:09

What? All the time? Like....all the time? Clean and tidy?

Really? Clean and tidy?

Nah.... don't beleive you. They are figments of a fevered imagination. Have a nice cup of tea and a lie down.

Xenia · 19/04/2010 22:17

When you have small children it is much much harder. Once they get older it's easier. I'm quite a tidy person. I don't think things/stuff out but even so it's a constant operation to keep things tidy. I like to know everything is in its right place and we've quite a big house. Some of the children are quite tidy and others not. It's got a lot easier since we could afford a cleaner.

Xenia · 19/04/2010 22:20

I just went into the kitchen and realised I took frmo here something belonging in there without thinking. In the kitchen I saw some things to put to recycle so I did that automatically. When I was putting the children to bed there were a few things uptairs which belong down so I brought them down. I suppose I rarely leave a room without moving something to where it ought to be and every day I do 100% of the admin/filing. It's a keeping on top of things momentum in a way and I have got much better now I'm in year 25 as a parent than in year 1 definitely.

chickbean · 19/04/2010 22:47

My problem is that I don't see cobwebs until I have guests and I see them hanging above their heads.

I need to declutter soon as I'm drowning in children's clothes and toys (3 children under 4) and can't find lots of things when I need them (sunhats missing at the moment). Going to look up that Flylady thing.

Quattrocento · 19/04/2010 22:51

Orm, really, 'tis true. You can come and do a spot check whenever you like.

Xenia, I agree that it is easier when the DCs get older. You just get in a routine.

Downdog · 20/04/2010 10:35

I was brought up in a chaotic mess. It was awful & I just shrugged off but actually I hated it. Still I'm quite messy - never seem to have the time for all the neverending housework, but I know this can't be true as others manage to do it.

My sister is OCD tidy (when staying there recently I had to hoover the house on the way out the door every day!!!! as apparently I just shed crumbs as I walk). I'd rather be a little messy & relaxed, but it is lovely staying in a tidy clean home.

I work with a tidy person - the difference is whereas I will pick up something, walk around with it & put it down somewhere else, and I will leave a cup in the sink, tidyman beside me will put everything back where he got it as he goes, and wash each thing up as he goes (bad for the environment I think?). It seems to be all about consistant habits. The again tidyman is the ultimate monotakser - one thing at a time, plod, plod, I'm so tidy, plod plod - and my energy/personality isn't like that. SO I've gotta find a way to work with what I've got rather than try & be like someone else.

I get a daily Flylady email - I dip in & out & I'm slowly making changes.

My OH won't take any of it on board - he blames me for the messy house. He thinks he is neat & tidy but he isn't. He TIDIES yes & that is great - he mainly folds clothes (his) obsessively & will SWEEP (but rarely mop the floors) - but he's not a cleaner - not once cleaned the toilet or shower & always does a half arsed job of washing up (doesn't wash everything, never wipes bench, leaves water EVERYWHERE etc) which makes me feel depressed. It's hard enough for me anyway without feeling like I then have to finish all his jobs too. makes me wanna shout "Just wipe the f**king bench!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!". It's an area I struggle with - daily.

Oh & why oh why does he need to keep balls of socks in the living room - I kid you not.

OrmRenewed · 20/04/2010 10:47

My problem is that I live with 4 people who don't see mess. I wish I didn't as I hate it. It really makes me unhappy. But I can't do it alone - I do my best but I can't act as a one-woman barrier against the tidal wave of chaos that my family makes. And DH was brought up in a messy house, with that inbuilt belief that there is something anal and frustrated about tidiness. The truly interesting and spontaneous life is filled with unwashed plates and overflowing bins .

You can't force someone to see mess - you can't make them care about it. And I can't do it alone.

notwavingjustironing · 20/04/2010 10:55

I hate mess. I have to have made the beds, tidied the kitchen, filled the dishwasher and got something out for dinner before I leave for work.

In the evening, I need to have cleared away the dinner, got the kids clothes/stuff ready for school before I go to bed.

I wash on a Wed and a Sunday, and aim to have everything ironed and back in the right place by Sunday night so we can all hit the ground running on Monday morning.

The kids put their own plates in the dishwasher and their dirty clothes in the basket, and we have boxes for toys/shoes, so nothing needs to be lying on the floor.

Reading this back, it sounds terribly smug and its not meant to be, but I know I would struggle if I had to run around every morning looking for things, I have a DH and two DS's who only have one speed (slow) and are impossible to hurry up!

I think they do stuff just to humour me!

Downdog · 20/04/2010 10:56

After posting above I read todays Flylady newsletter. I think it's worth posting what she writes below & it hit the nail on the head for me - this is why Flylady is so good at what she does - even if you just read her, it helps. I get worked up about housework/mess etc and get into the childish "It's not fair/martyr roll" which is unhelpful to me & everyone else.

She rocks!:

Turn Your CHAOS into Peace
flylady, 4/19/2010 2:30 am

Dear Friends,

My only concern in the world is for you, your home and your family. I
want you to realize that my mission in life is to help you find the
peace that I have found. Without my routines, I would not be able to
help you. I applaud those of you that have other missions; we all
have to find our paths in life. My mission is to help you clear out
the clutter so you will know what your mission is. We have seen this
happen time and time again.

But it doesn't happen over night! Despite the fact that we can crisis
clean and the house will look presentable for company! Our attitudes
are the peaceful deciding factor in our homes. Let's think about this
for a minute. When we clean and feel that we are the only one that
does anything, then we are playing the martyr. Regardless of the fact
that the statement may be true, you have made yourself feel bad (pity-
pot again) and let's not forget about the deafening sounds of silence
in your pout or even worse the loud yelling tones of disapproval
toward your family and the screaming demands for someone to get off
their franny and help you!

Everyone will stay clear of you at this point! No wonder you don't
have any help. No one wants to be around you! Now let's look at the
reverse of this whiny attitude.

When we quit nagging, pouting, yelling, screaming and just go about
our daily routines then the tone of your home and your voice begins
to change. The yelling, screaming, nagging, and pouting have not
worked to get any help around the house; then why not try something
different. A change in attitude!

You are responsible for the tone in your home. You can decide to be
happy and it will happen. You can be mad and everyone will be mad, or
you can be in a tizzy and the whole house will be turned upside down
in a matter of a few minutes. You can be stressed and fearful and
your babies will know it. So will your critters.

So why does it have to be your responsibility for the tone in your
home. I don't rightly know, but as we say in the south, "If Mama
ain't happy then nobody's happy." Maybe it is because we are the
nurturers. I know when I am sick, I still want my mommy! We look to
the female of our species to take care of us, whether we are 5 or 50.
I didn't make the rules, but we are all called on to live by them
whether we like it or not. Rebelling doesn't make us any happier.
Besides what is wrong with being content.

I am listening to a beautiful piece of music right now. My Sweet
Darling put on a violin concerto by Mendelssohn. I asked him to tell
me what he knew about the composer. He told me that his critics said
his music had no conflict and resolution, that it was too sweet. Well
to that I say what is wrong with sweet, does everything have to be
conflicted and be fixed! I kind of like being satisfied, content and
things going along smoothly.

Since having my routines and clutter out of my life along with my new
attitude, I no longer live on adrenalin. For years I was constantly
putting out fires and running around with my head cut off. When you
are tearing through life: you miss so much as well as being more
accident prone because of your rush. When are you going to slow down
and let your routines put you on automatic pilot? It is such a
blessing to flow through your day and not be feeding on the frenzy of
CHAOS! You are going to be so surprised when your calm example
entices your family to pitch in. I know you don't believe me, but it
will happen if you will take our attitude adjusting essays to heart
and let them turn your CHAOS into peace!

Are you ready to FLY?

FlyLady

OrmRenewed · 20/04/2010 11:02

"You are going to be so surprised when your calm example entices your family to pitch in."

Ha ha ha!

i am calm. I am calmly resigned to living in a pigsty

wubblybubbly · 20/04/2010 11:12

My friend's house is always immaculate, every room, I think she must work really hard to keep it that way. She works part time and runs a business from home too.

Our's is rarely tidy, we bought it pretty run down so are still working on every room bar the living room. It's hard to keep everything tidy with tools and materials all over the place, particularly since it never looks good even when it's done - hardly an incentive.

WinterRose · 20/04/2010 12:11

Our home is always clean and tidy; reasonable but lived in. I don't want to live in a laboratory, though.

I have a cleaning schedule and try to be organized. Laundry, dusting, hoovering, changing bedlinen and towels are done on certain days of the week, ditto grocery shopping. Major cleanup (cupboards, drawers, wardrobes, paintwork, washing of ornaments etc) is done twice a year - for Easter and Christmas. I look over everything at the same time: what is damaged is either repaired or replaced; surplus things are given to charity shops if in good condition.

And then: everybody has some responsibility in the house. Even very young children can be trained to put away toys and tidy up their things. So by a certain age, we expect our children to take responsibility for their bedrooms, toys, pets (feed, water, exercise and groom) as far as they are able and with whatever supervision is required.

I want my house to be welcoming, though, and not (as said above) a laboratory.

Gentleness · 20/04/2010 22:48

Nope - wish it was, but I'm hamstrung by wanting the tidyness to be well organised but having clutter around that has no place to live and procrastinating finding it somewhere to live because, in all truth, I just don't care THAT much. I am trying to care more now we have a baby that will soon crawl, but it is an effort. I am sure that if I had found the right lace for everything to live, my whole life would become magically wonderful, clean and tidy

Boobz · 21/04/2010 22:25

Honestly, get a cleaner. DH and I used to argue about it all the time, and now we have her, we are much much happier. Have 1 year old and am 33 weeks pregnant, so house is defo not sparkling all the time, but it's pretty good, most of the time.

Cleaner. And don't iron.

onadietcokebreak · 25/04/2010 17:21

My friends house is always clean and tidy. I think her secret is only keeping what you need and getting rid of things you no longer use/need.

She also has very good storage. I love her house. I hate my current cess pit.

ADuckCalledBill · 25/04/2010 17:33

I'm messy, so is dh. DD is pathologically untidy, ds not so bad. It's an uphill battle here BUT I have a friend who is control-freaky tidy and her house is so unfriendly and unwelcoming, I babysat for her once and despite just sitting watching telly I've never had such an uncomfortable evening. You feel a mess just sitting on the sofa!
I remember her son running over with some plastic food to give me then wailing 'mummy I can't put it on the table there's no coaster' - it was at that moment I realised I'm happier being messy although I wish we could all naturally be a teenier bit tider [grin

Oxfordblueberry · 22/12/2016 21:04

I think it's certainly possible if it's something you really care about, but so long as your house is hygienic and clean it's just choice I think. We have 2 girls (13 and 10) and 1 boy - 8 plus a dog although she doesn't shed.
DD 1 and 2 are slightly obsessed with being organised for some reason, so all 3 kids have jobs to do for money e.g. DS empties all the laundry baskets in the utility room, DD2 has to organise the bookshelf, DD does the ironing (saves me the trouble). Siblings are quite competitive, so if you make it into a 'tidy room competition', they more than likely will keep it tidy but probs only works with older kids. We get the cleaners in once or twice every couple of months to do a proper deep clean, and do a big declutter of old furniture, toys, books once or twice a year. But that said they are quite willing to do it and they are a bit older.

Sammysquiz · 23/12/2016 14:40

She said - on my deathbead I may wish I had gone to Nepal, or played with the kids morre: I won't wish I had done a bit more dusting

I have a friend with a filthy house who often trots out a line similar to this. But she never actually spends her free time playing with the kids/going to Nepal, and instead sits on the sofa dicking around on her phone all day Smile

Oblomov16 · 23/12/2016 14:46

I keep on top of it. A 10-15 minute tidy; a quick Hoover, wipe kitchen floor and downstairs toilet floor; put a wash on. Then things look semi reasonable. I work 3 days, and I do that routine on the 2 days I'm not working. In between I keep on top of it, put things away as I go.

Bluntness100 · 23/12/2016 14:47

I do, the house is pretty much always clean and tidy , probably as I have a tidy round every night, a cleaner every week and am a bit anal about not leaving stuff out. I , on the other hand , am often a bit of a mess and slobbing round and wouldn't stand close inspection but the house can stand up to unexpected visitors. 😂

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