I'm sure it's been asked a million times, but can't see anything recently.
I currently have a Dyson ball pet. It picks up OK but it's heavy and it's a pain in the arse trying to do the stairs. I've managed to split the hose part (again) but I need something new really.
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I have mainly wooden floors downstairs and mainly carpet (except bathrooms) upstairs. I have a cat that sheds. I need something strong and light. Happy to empty more often if that's the compromise. I also want to be able to vacuum blinds etc too. And if it's got decent tools for my car then even better.
I'm looking for the holy grail and I can't afford top dollar or to make a mistake. Currently splitting with DH so I'll generously offer him the Dyson... 😂