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Will you pass the white sock test?

31 replies

LongStoryShorty · 03/01/2023 23:25

So my friend was telling me of someone’s house that sounded horrendous but one of the things was her socks got slightly dirty after a short visit. She’s coming here and I will definitely fail the dirty sock test 🤦‍♀️🙈

we do have a dog if that makes a difference. We hoover once or twice a day (robotic hoover), wash the wooden floors once a week, and kitchen and hallway once a day during the week. Now I have just given the kitchen floor a deep clean, with cleaning the tiles with the white magic sponge that remove the dirt and moped it a few times. Then I tested with a baby wipe and some places actually stayed clean! But in the end it did get dirty. I could have repeated the whole process but I had breakfast to prepare too and it’s getting late… plus I can’t do that in every room anyways!

do your floors really stay or get that clean that socks will not get marks??? Tell me how you do it! Should I get a steam cleaner?

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BadlydoneHelen · 03/01/2023 23:26

Would seem a lot easier to just wear slippers

LongStoryShorty · 03/01/2023 23:28

I will get slippers to hand out guests to stop their socks getting dirty 🙈

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ShirleyPhallus · 03/01/2023 23:30

I don’t believe anyone who has wooden floors would “pass”

i can’t believe you wash your kitchen floor daily

watchfulwishes · 03/01/2023 23:30

Socks stay clean in our house, no pets, shoes off, sweep the kitchen if dirty (but not too often).

What is going onto your floor??

LongStoryShorty · 03/01/2023 23:31

watchfulwishes · 03/01/2023 23:30

Socks stay clean in our house, no pets, shoes off, sweep the kitchen if dirty (but not too often).

What is going onto your floor??

A dog who walks in the garden a few times a day!

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LoveCillian · 03/01/2023 23:32

I mop kitchen floor daily

Yayyayitsaholiholiday · 03/01/2023 23:34

If you have a dog you can’t be overly precious.
I have the robot hoover out most days and mop as and when, but it’s just part and parcel of having a dog that your floors will always be slightly grubby.
Washing machines were invented to wash socks, so………

LongStoryShorty · 03/01/2023 23:34

I would love to pass the white sock test, but I think I should be cleaning my dogs feet every time she comes in and I just haven’t been bothered by the dirty socks before.

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AllLopsided · 03/01/2023 23:37

We have tile floors downstairs - they never seem to come clean! I think we have bad air pollution as we're 20 mins from an airport (luckily not on the flight path!).

tiggergoesbounce · 03/01/2023 23:37

Nope, we wouldn't pass either i dont think.
Although maybe a quest visit for an hour or so, not an overnight guest.

There is no way im cleaning my dogs feet everytime she comes in out of the garden, she is in and out like a yoyo some days playing with our DS.

Pootle22 · 03/01/2023 23:38

I wouldn't pass the black sock test 😂

My floors are hoovered/swept regularly and any spills are spot cleaned but other than the bathrooms I hardly ever mop the floors. Why would I? We don't touch them or eat things we've dropped. Different if you have small kids obvs.

She sounds a nightmare. Judging someone for that. You have my sympathy.

tiggergoesbounce · 03/01/2023 23:38

I do have a carpet shampoo cleaner out once a week of that makes a difference Confused

BooCrew · 03/01/2023 23:38

I don't own any white socks - problem solved.

And no, my floors are not that clean. I have two cats, a preschooler and a full time job.

Duchess379 · 03/01/2023 23:39

I wash my floors every week & take my outdoor shoes off. However, my dogs trapse everything in the house - twigs, leaves, mud, my dad doesn't take his outdoor shoes off so by the next day, we'd fail the 'white sock test'
I despair 🤦🏼

GimmeBiscuits · 03/01/2023 23:40

Put socks on the dog when it goes out (or shoes), and make it go barefoot when it comes in.

Pushingdaisys · 03/01/2023 23:40

hand her sone house slippers like they do in China

Dryandirriatble · 03/01/2023 23:41

IME (of toddlers in socks) it's the carpets that make socks dirty. It's relatively easy to keep solid floors clean.

TeamHerbivore · 03/01/2023 23:41

Get darker coloured socks. My house is clean, not sterile. Wood flooring throughout, people leave their shoes on sometimes, we have animals. I don’t lick my floors so who cares.

LongStoryShorty · 03/01/2023 23:44

GimmeBiscuits · 03/01/2023 23:40

Put socks on the dog when it goes out (or shoes), and make it go barefoot when it comes in.

haha 😂

she‘s too clever though she would instantly take them off or refuse to walk if we found a way to keep them on.

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ChicagoBears · 03/01/2023 23:50

We’ve got hardwood floor throughout and we’d pass the test I think. Downstairs gets hoovered and mopped every day. No pets so much easier to keep it clean. I think it’s inevitable to have mucky floors if you have dogs and cats.

LongStoryShorty · 03/01/2023 23:55

good to know I am not alone at failing the sock test 😂

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Poodleporn · 03/01/2023 23:56

If you've deep cleaned your kitchen floor and a baby wipe is coming up dirty, you've not cleaned it.

LongStoryShorty · 03/01/2023 23:57

Maybe I will find some slippers and tell her at entrance to wear them as we have a dog so don’t want her socks getting dirty!

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LongStoryShorty · 03/01/2023 23:58

Poodleporn · 03/01/2023 23:56

If you've deep cleaned your kitchen floor and a baby wipe is coming up dirty, you've not cleaned it.

so how do you clean your floor?

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LongStoryShorty · 04/01/2023 00:00

LongStoryShorty · 03/01/2023 23:58

so how do you clean your floor?

It stayed clean on the tile, but there was still dirt coming off in the grout and corners. I did clean the dirt of the grout with the sponge twice and I think if I had done it one more time it probably wouldn’t have gotten dirty anymore.

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