As above!
I have mice - what the fuck do I do !??
We just moved to a new house, next to large fields so I assume this is a (or more wahhhh!) field mouse and hopefully not a RAT OR SOMETHING!!
How do you get rid of mice nowadays? Do I have to throw all my food away?
Why isn't my dad here to come round and take care of this for me?
Can I just add that my house is V clean and I'm mortified. 
Please, tell me to get a grip and give me your rodent tips?