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Life without a servant

26 replies

buckingfrolicks · 12/02/2019 16:19

I bring great news, and a dire warning against slovenliness, courtesy of The Book of The Hone 1908.

" A woman between thirty and forty years of age, able to take the amount of exercise habitual to her age and class, is perfectly capable of doing any of the work performed by a young general servant. It is, however, essential that she should have a nice sense of order and a methodical mind, for the success of servantless housekeeping depends almost entirely on the housewife's capacity for planning to the best advantage every minute of her time.

A lady Is naturally neater-handed than a servant and is consequently far less apt to stain the range, fender and hearth by upsetting things or allowing sauce-pans to boil over.

As a rule the whole of the actual housework should be finished by eleven o'clock, except on the days when silver or brass ornaments may have to be cleaned, but it best to do as much of the cooking for the whole day as is possible before lunch.

Washing up dishes need not be a repulsive process provided that there is an ample supply of really hot water, and that soda or ammonia is added in fairly liberal quantities. That greasy abomination, a dishcloth,should never be used a little mop is quite as effective and as it's user need not put her hands in the water,the latter may be nearly boiling, so the grease can be removed with the minimum amount of unpleasantness.

There is one thing against which the young and inexperienced housewife should be warned, namely, the tendency, one very hard to resist sometimes,to lose hold of the little refinements of life. Careless and untidy table-laying, with a sparse allowance of silver and cutlery, the use of the kitchen crockery 'because it is easier to get at', lunch off a cup of tea and a bun, meals in the kitchen when alone 'to save trouble', all these,and many other small slovenlinesses, are in the nature of things very apt to creep into households lacking servants. And unless their insidious temptations are resisted, a very miserable and uncomfortable state of things will be the inevitable result."

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CrazyCrunk · 12/02/2019 16:21

They don't say anything about eating a whole chocolate orange while catching up on Netflix so I think I'm ok Smile

TheCountessofFitzdotterel · 12/02/2019 16:23

I'm 47, can I have a servant?

PenguinPandas · 12/02/2019 16:24

So presumably if you don't exercise you can't do housework, perfect. 😎

IamPickleRick · 12/02/2019 16:27

Oh dear. I often don’t even use a plate when I eat in the kitchen, just a piece of kitchen roll. Slovenly Anonymous, over here!

TheJobNeverEnded · 12/02/2019 16:30

A lady Is naturally neater-handed than a servant

so that is where I have been going wrong, I am clearly not a lady. I am so clumsy it is ridiculous Grin

A servant through and through. I always think when I see those programs where they research your family tree, yeah, I would have been a kitchen maid.

RiverTam · 12/02/2019 16:30

are under 30s just too unfit for all this, and over 40s too decrepit (that's me)?

XmasPostmanBos · 12/02/2019 16:30

Very helpful, but how do you wash the dishes without putting your hands in the water even with a little mop?

notangelinajolie · 12/02/2019 16:31

I'm well and truly in the sloven camp.

HeathRobinson · 12/02/2019 16:31

Why bother with kitchen roll, when you can eat over the sink? Wink

mimibunz · 12/02/2019 16:32

I’m a servant to my cat.

PurpleWithRed · 12/02/2019 16:38

I was just going to trade in my dishwasher for a little mop and a liberal quantity of ammonia when I remembered I am over 60. Phew!

Any tips for starching doilies?

abbey44 · 12/02/2019 16:49

Why be tied to the sink to eat when the dog will lick up any bits that fall on the floor...?

TheCountessofFitzdotterel · 12/02/2019 17:05

'Very helpful, but how do you wash the dishes without putting your hands in the water even with a little mop?'

And there we have proof that the author has never actually washed up!

XmasPostmanBos · 12/02/2019 17:09

I knew it! The author probably couldn't give up her own maid as she was too busy with her writing.

TheCountessofFitzdotterel · 12/02/2019 17:13

And doing the research, which involved going round the houses of friends for lunch and judging them for their careless and untidy table laying.

UtterlyUnimaginativeUsername · 12/02/2019 17:16

Why be tied to eating over the dog? You'll just have to clean up after it. Eat out in the garden and let the birds dispose of your crumbs.

MadauntofA · 13/02/2019 11:35

My household is lacking somewhat in brass ornaments, how am I going to fill my time?

WTFIsAGleepglorp · 13/02/2019 11:36

If you're using the last of something, is using the empty packet as a plate acceptable?

IwantedtobeEmmaPeel · 13/02/2019 11:43

Oh dear, does she say anything about eating cold baked beans straight out of the tin while standing over the kitchen sink? I fear I am a slattern.

Burlea · 13/02/2019 11:48

As a lady of the house, to wash a plate without putting hand in hot water using a small mop.
'Hold plate in one hand, do not put in the water, place mop head in the water and then scrub plate with mop using the other hand. Rinse and repeat on the other crockery'

BrennieGirl · 13/02/2019 11:51

Jesus, it's a wonder that we ever got the vote.

RiverTam · 13/02/2019 12:07

I think we only got the vote because the so many suffragettes had servants, which freed them up to go out campaigning!

StealthPolarBear · 13/02/2019 12:11

UtterlyUnimaginativeUsername but other people might see you eating outside. .
I fear some slovenliness may have crept in to our household. It as I'm almost 40you see.

Skittlesandbeer · 13/02/2019 12:22

I’m feeling an odd nostalgia for those white cotton ‘little mops’ with twisted metal handles. Like a skinny puppet with soggy dreads.

Not enough nostalgia to actually use one, obviously. Possibly enough to hand one to my DD to use (closest I have to a servant). Tell her the dishwasher is on the blink and to get stuck in. Very hot water, to decrease the unpleasantness. Best I don’t mention she should use ‘extra soda’. Sounds sticky.

During which time I shall sashay to my dressing table and tidy my hair, adjust my stockings and spritz some perfume in anticipation of DH’s return from work.

Oh wait, I earn the bucks, own modern appliances and it’s not 1908.

oatmilk4breakfast · 13/02/2019 12:27

This is the stuff that has kept down women’s art and science all these years. Ffs. If men AND women equally had been raised to wipe cupboards, wash clothes and dishes and cook meals and generally do all the other things that make their households tick over what would our world be like? Maybe not on the verge of ecological, economic, social and political collapse? I like to think so.

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