What "breeds" in your house, and what disappears?

[exbury]

In ours:

Breeds: socks. DH, DS, and now DD (4mths) seem incapable of keeping them on, and they get shed all over the house.

Disappears: Teaspoons and nail clippers. Loads of them!

Not sure of things that breed but things that disappear would be
The other sock in a pair
Nail clippers
and most of all lip balm. Last one found in the washing machine after a 60 deg wash!

Breeds

dvds, felt tips with no lids, bits of paper, bits of wire

Disappears

nail clippers, tweezers, bits of paper with important writing on.

dissapear:
nail clippers
scissors
keys
remote controls
most days, one of my slippers (?!)
dhs insulin pen
important paperwork
nappy wraps
feeding bottle lids
dummies

we dont seem to breed anything, except odd socks that i never find a partner for

breeds: rubbish / shoot out cards/ lego / half eaten packets of oatcakes

disappears: nail clippers / sellotape/ pencil sharpeners / library books / importsnt bits of paper / teaspoons

feeding bottle lids - me too - how does that happen?

Agree with tortoise re single socks. I wondered to myself the other day - "How is it possible to have TWENTY NINE odd socks? I only have two children..."

Disappears - toilet roll. Just how much do they use??

Carrier bags breed - I recycle but never run out!

My ironing breeds!! Multiplies all over the bloody place!!

Disappears: hair brushes, hair bobbles, drying clothes, my knickers!! [as in I can never find any!] The car keys, just as I am ready to go! The opened pack of babywipes!

frau, phone chargers is a 'dissapearer' inour house.
i had to buy a new mobile a few months ago as i couldnt get a charger alone.