I coveted a mixer, a shiny red KitchenAid but settled for an Andrew James because I had a moment of realism.
I'll admit I'm quite scared of it, it sits on on the kitchen surface watching me, waiting for me to make a first move. It knows I'm scared of it.
I've tried making a basic sponge in it - the mixer blade didn't sweep around all the mixture and I had to use the spatula to keep it all incorporated into the mix. It didn't go well - coupled with the first use of a brand new oven, the cake was the worst I've ever made (and that's saying something). I decided it was because I hadn't put enough mixture into the bowl and took all the blame.
I've just tried making pastry (simply, easily, much quicker than doing it by hand said the internet). I used the metal mixer blade, as advised. Used loads of ingredients. But the beater just went round and round the centre of the bowl, butter hobbled helplessly around while the flour lurked menacingly on the edges. I scraped and cajoled it and pastry eventually appeared - so much for simple and easy.
So - forgive the self-pitying essay - WHAT and I doing wrong?