Glad its not just me then! I have been a Dyson user for years, must have had three or four and all of them worked well, a bit like Lego to take apart and put back.
However, I got an Animal recently and it drove me up the wall!! We have two dogs, wood and stone floors and like you every time it blocked - the advert - doesn't lose suction - ever!! What a misnomer. Can you tell I was frustrated?
I only had it two months and it blocked completely. I took the whole thing apart, on the phone to their advice line, finally, they said they could send someone out, but if there was nothing wrong with it, I would have to pay £70 - this is after having spent £250 on the thing in the first place. I AM NOT AN ENGINEER - I didn't know if there was something wrong with it, it was bloody new!
In the end I took it back to Costco, who said they couldn't refund my money, however, I stuck to my guns, as it should have lasted longer than two months, they refunded me and I bought a Henry.
Little Henry is brilliant, nothing to go wrong, picks up the hair, dust grit, anything else that can go down the tube, so far nothing has blocked it, although a bit of stick (the dog brings them in), got wedged, which was easily fixable. I can get through a fair few Henrys at £85 each for the cost of the Dyson. Never again!
Gosh that was a rant - I feel better now. OP, I am with you, best rid of it, don't be tempted to get it back in, I swear they are the work of the Devil!