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Handy household tips for the modern woman from Anthea Turner of all people, with the real woman's response underneath:
Anthea's Way:
Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice-cream drips.
The Real Woman's Way:
Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for goodness sake. You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway.
Anthea's Way:
To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.
The Real Woman's Way:
Buy Smash and keep it in the cupboard for up to a year.
Anthea's Way:
When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking tin, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake.
The Real Woman's Way:
Supermarkets sell cakes. They even do decorated versions.
Anthea's Way:
Wrap celery in aluminium foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks.
The Real Woman's Way:
It could keep forever. Who eats it?
Anthea's Way:
Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.
The Real Woman's Way:
Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and drop it in vodka. Drink the vodka. You might still have the headache, but who gives a damn?
Anthea's Way:
If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves.
The Real Woman's Way:
Why do I have a man?
Anthea's Way:
Freeze leftover wine into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.
The Real Woman's Way:
Leftover wine???? Hello!!!!!