My * mother came down on Tuesday and even though I told her I didn't want any of my house cleaning she has done the bathroom anyway and somehow got bleach type stains on my Lino. She came armed with bleach but she swears she didn't open it. She says she only used my cif floor cleaner (States on bottle that it must be rinsed on Lino. I use it diluted as a spray and she used it on the bath, not the Lino) There are nine red marks varying in size and shade of red.
It's fucked isn't it? If my DP noticed he is going to kill me and her.