The menu is:
Sandwiches
Salmon and cream cheese
Coronation chicken
Cucumber
Cheddar and chutney (for dh, he doesn't do dainty)
Cheese flapjack (made by dh)
Scones/jam/cream
Cakes (all Betty's and Chococo)
Fondant fancies
Engadine cake
Sachertorte
Yorkshire tea loaf
Elderflower loaf
Big chocolate Birthday cake from Chococo (basically a giant tiffin)
I'm no making chandeliers out of vintage china (seriously)