Look, I know this is gross but just HOW do you get a, ahem, floater to go down?!?

[Enid]

Because they keep appearing in my downstairs loo. Have flushed this baby about four times but no luck.

I am NOT scooping it out.

Short of insisting dd2 only EVER goes upstairs to do a poo, is there a failsafe method?

Doesn't everyone have a cheap / secondhand hand blender they use for this purpose ?

Floaters are good it means your body is working at optimum digestive capacity and getting it all through quick so its not heavy and dense!!!

Floaters are VILE but hey they are GOOD too!!!

as a responce to twinkle....I was told the opposite re floaters (that they were BAD.....).

At the rest.....PMSL......just what I needed to brighten the day.