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Original poster

Look at this barking web site I've stumbled across. At first I thought it was a spoof.

34 replies

Caligula · 21/07/2006 22:25

But I think the mad bint might be serious.

1950s housewife loony

I can't quite work it out. In these post-modern times, it might just be some kind of social commentary.

OP posts:
VeniVidiVickiQV · 21/07/2006 22:26

Hell Calig....you are BORED!

Original poster
Caligula · 21/07/2006 22:28

Yes I should give up and go to bed.

I was just so struck by it. It's even worse than Flylady.

OP posts:
harpsichordcarrier · 21/07/2006 22:29

Christ
that woman needs a job

coppertop · 21/07/2006 22:29

All that pink fluffy-wuffy stuff and overuse of the word "scrumptious". I think I'm going to be sick.....

VeniVidiVickiQV · 21/07/2006 22:29

I dont think i want to ask, do i?

Original poster
Caligula · 21/07/2006 22:31

No veni, in this case, ignorance is bliss.

OP posts:
harpsichordcarrier · 21/07/2006 22:32

is she actually American or just pretending?
this sort of woman puts back feminism 30 fkn years, I tel you

VeniVidiVickiQV · 21/07/2006 22:32
Grin
JanH · 21/07/2006 22:33

OMG!!! She lives in Lancs!!! Must be yummymummyrhubarb, doncha think!!!???!!!

VeniVidiVickiQV · 21/07/2006 22:33

Maybe, just maybe, its a man.....

bosscat · 21/07/2006 22:36

caligula how on earth did you find this! the mind boggles as to what you typed in to google

cremolafoam · 21/07/2006 22:57
  • Forget yourself and go the park: watch the kids play and let the breeze blow away your misery. Take a flask of tomato soup and a good book and sit snuggled on a bench away from the sound of the constantly ringing phone, the tv and the demands of being at home...

OMG tomato f'n soup

edam · 21/07/2006 23:00

How come she calls herself 'mommy' if she's from Lancashire?

Maybe if she spent a bit less time faffing around with the housework she'd find out how to use apostrophes correctly...

cremolafoam · 21/07/2006 23:02

Have I mentioned my doillie obsession? I've got them coming out of my ears which is a good job, because while they might not be to everybodys taste, I adore them. (If they are good enough for Elvis!!) The skill involved! The pretty colours! The crocheted little pansies! The old lady factor!

she's a fuit and nut

edam · 21/07/2006 23:03

Oh, I see her husband's left her. What a surprise. Was probably drowning in doilies.

cremolafoam · 21/07/2006 23:06

right enough can you see a bloke putting up with a house full of old tatt. everytime he sat down he'd be attacked by a vintage antemacaser or she'd come running with his house slippers and pipe

edam · 21/07/2006 23:08

Singing Doris Day numbers while hoovering around his feet, probably. That one about freshening up the curtains or something (from Calamity Jane, the one where the tomboy finds out doilies are really where it's at).

cremolafoam · 21/07/2006 23:11

just blew in from the windy city......with my gingham curtains with yellow bows

tigertum · 21/07/2006 23:25

Surely someone this pukey can't be real.

edam · 21/07/2006 23:32

Cremola, is that the Doris Day song? Wow. Only had the vaguest memory. I liked her better when she was Calamity Jane singing about the Deadwood stage coming rolling over the hill...

hunkermunker · 21/07/2006 23:34

That's fkin scary!

moondog · 21/07/2006 23:35

Bloody brilliant!
Shall subscribe forthwith (after pointing out errant apostrophes...)

cremolafoam · 21/07/2006 23:37

it is a doris song(sort of a secret fan ) That website is straight out of Dorisworld!

cremolafoam · 21/07/2006 23:38

whipcrackaway

handlemecarefully · 21/07/2006 23:54

I am extremely pleased to see that moi with my unabashedly huge gas guzzling car would get on her tits. Can anyone give me her address so I can park outside and rev my engine?