Oh grim, LTH!
I had a house-k disaster the other week.
I had one of those moments when you look round the living room and realise that it is surfacely clean but actually realy grubby (under sofas etc).
So I had a mad whirl for 2 hours. Cleaned and polished as normal, + cleaned womdows inside and out, moved sofas, wiped all the skirtings down etc. When its was done, sat back and thought how very lovely and sparkly it looked. Then went upstairs to ask my ill dh if he could watch the kids while I showered.
Cue dd1 shouting "Mummy, she's drawing on the telly!"
Race downstairs to find dd2 (18mo) busy with orange crayola. (Sigh)Get out a baby wipe and start to clean it down, dd2 starts to help so get dd1 to keep her out of the way. "Mummy, heer nappy's wet!"
Take off wet nappy (its a washable and don't want her leaking all over the clean laminate), trudge upstairs and get fresh one.
Cue dd1 "Mummy, she's WEEING!"
ARGH!
Decided there and then that Mess Managemnet is the only way to go while they are still small.
Oh yeah, and the next day dd1 left the plug in the bathroom sink, it overflowed so dramatically that we ended up popping several holes in the living room ceiling to allow the water to drain!