Hullo everyone. Karcher's dancing on the screen here too.
Nowt much to report. Getting dd ready for school trip, so naming sleeping bag, sleeping bag's bag, underlay, rucksack, every item of clothing, face cloth etc etc yawn yawn yawn. Not helped by builders down the street who sprayed us (unintentionally) with droplets of concrete-laden liquid as we came home, so now have to wash dd's coat as well. Hope it dries in time.
Am sulking very childishly in the presence of dh, who, instead of taking advantage of the fact that dd is away for the night tomorrow for the first time in ages, has decided to go away on a business trip. Oh well, at least I get the remote control to myself... .
I shouldn't be horrible, to be fair to him, he is under horrible stress with three hideous dead-lines at the office. It's just that the stress pervades everywhere else as well. And you kind of say to yourself "when will it ever end?" knowing that, it won't. Ever. 
House (downstairs at least) is looking surprisingly spick and span. [How did that happen?
] First floor not so great, but improving slightly.
Trying to do missions but like Goth I cba to haul and climb ladders today.
Sorry your ds1 is ill today Toffee (although, as you guessed, explains melt-down yesterday) Hope tea stains come out - have you tried Vanish (ordinary bar + elbow grease = works on most 'organic' things) sorry to sound like an advert
Same re: your dd Trazzles (glad to hear you have your mother's support, though I can imagine the need for "alone time" -not that I imagine you will be getting much of that atm -is also strong) Thinking of you on those hospital visits x
Glad you had a good b'day Narky. Any joy at Ikea? [nosy emoticon]
Swan think the cleaning-up prior to, and post, renovations is almost as bad as the actual renovations themselves
Arf at blow drying sock Feetheart!!
Brilliant!!
Hope you find your mo-jo Doris!! And anyone else who has lost theirs. Mine deserts me on a regular basis [SC pictures lots of little hairy legs wearing doc martens (for some reason)
disappearing over the horizon] 
Big stonking waves to Castle Whoknows Bitchy Pushme Silvery Fireandblood Engels Newbie Blue PA Honu Just JdubEllie anyone I've forgotten (especially newcomers - (sorry) )
Right, strong coffee, then back to à ç!è§( name tapes ...
And sorry for whinging as usual 