Please slap me.
My car boot pile has filled its corner of the garage and is encroaching on the house. I am not going to do a car boot sale. I am too busy and it is cold and rainy. So I'll just charity shop the lot, but I can't because its worth money, there is some good stuff in there and the sheer volume of it means that it is worth a fair bit. So I'll sort it, put the decent kids clothes and a few other choice items on ebay and charity shop whats left over. Except I won't. I have had a carpet cleaner next to my bed for 2 months because there is no room for it in the garage.
Please slap me again.
And now kick my arse.