I have just scrubbed all the kitchen table.
Not the 2/3 used to prepare and serve meals.
All of it! Including the end by the hall door on which everyone feels free to dump post, magazines, letters from school, coffee grinders, jam, chilli sauce, lunch boxes and absolutely any other crap they can find!
Now do you think it would be unreasonable for DH to remove a computer monitor from under said table?