Open plan - house stinks of whatever you've been cooking , and it's cold ...ok in Bahamas and nice hot places , but not uk.
Extra large patterned wall paper - its just not very nice and usually floral
Round dining tables , unless they are George nakashima style
Fake Tiffany lamps in modern rooms - if your going to go art deco then go art deco darling , get a real one FFs.
Cheap leather sofas , chairs , anything .- its vile , sort of plasticky coating and cracks very badly after a couple of years ...decent leather furniture doesn't , it ages as its better quality leather .
Cheap shiny laminate - enough said .
Vertical blinds - good for offices , not much else.
Next furniture. - overpriced shite .
Veneer furniture - cheap yet still overpriced shite
Toilet brushes in marble holders - toilet brushes are skankiest things ever to be invented , shoving it in a marble holder doesn't make it any less skanky .They will never be objects of desire .
Bathroom rugs - piss collectors ...mils seem to love them ???? Why ? What's loveable about a urine soaking up mat ...just wash the sodding floor if you don't want to stand in piss puddles , or train your males to aim better .
Classical style garden statues - nice if in grounds of a stately home ...stupid if on lawn of a 1960s semi .
Front door mats that say welcome - seriously your welcoming everything , the e-on salesman , the takeaway menu delivery person , the better where catalogue , next doors cat that likes to piss up your driveway .
Mahogany furniture - its like living in a very old , pub.
And finally coloured/ painted ceilings ...the only ceiling that can get away with that is the sistine chapel , and you are not Michelangelo.