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Aargh - fly infestation

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spiderslegs · 12/04/2011 12:19

They're everywhere, everywhere. They're even doing sex on my kitchen table, shameless little feckers.

I think the infestation may have originated from the source of the stench of death that is eminating from behind the freezer. Am hoping it's a dead mouse rather than a portal to another dimension from whence beelzebub will emerge.

Had initial success this morning with sticky strips but now their high pitched death cries appear to be warning their fellows off.

& don't suggest fly-spay, I'm convinced it will enourage the evolution of a super-fly (guy) who will carry my children off & liquefy them.

Where's Spiderman when you need him?

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spiderslegs · 12/04/2011 13:00

PS For all you that think with a name like mine I should be able to solve this problem myself, they're just legs, no mandibles or anything so are useless in this instance. They can't even spin webs (although my husband may disagree).

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Driftwood999 · 12/04/2011 22:16

Pull the freezer out and deal with the sauce source

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