We've got an Unflushable

[PrettyCandles]

Someone has laid a log in the downstairs loo. It appears to have turned sideways and is now wedged vertically in the opening of the pipe out of the pan.

To shift it am I going to gave to get a stick from the garden and poke it to bits? Is there no alternative solution?

Sorry to hear about your whisk. On the programme it was left to the viewer's imagination. Lord knows how your DH decided to interpret it...

oh oh oh I have tears of mirth rolling down my face.......reminds me of an Alan Davies stand up sketch about a poo that won't go away when he is a visitor in someone else's house, and about how he'd flush and nothing would happen, and then have to wait forever whilst the cistern noisily refilled itself, then try flushing again whilst praying the bugger would go and then take a peek and it would still be there....and repeat.....all the while the hosts can hear all the flushing and he then has to (eventually) return shamefacedly to the dinner table.,...hilarious! I;m not sure how he eventually got it to go....

Plastic picnic knife, down the pan, in to log turn, flush, bin knife, job's a goodun :-)

"Faecinating": a perfect accidental coinage for this situation.

PMSL at shit souffle