Has anyone done this? A quick google suggests that there are paints specifically for this, but most results warn against it, so I suppose part of me just wants to check it really is a bad idea so I can move on!
I know that wrapping it in vinyl sheets would probably be the best thing to do, but the options seem to be either imitation marble/wood/concrete (which I'm not a fan of), terrazzo (which I like but I feel wouldn't go with the Victorian-style flat and cabinets), or some really out there funky patterns. There are, of course, solid colour options but I worry that any imperfections - either from the installation process or wear and tear - would be really obvious?