If all the art work in your home became real in your home /garden what would you now have?

[ThisPlumShark]

For example a picture of a tree would be real

I would have a new tree in the garden and 4 footballers living with me.

A large number of cricketers, a bunch of flowers, a gnarled and twisted pine tree, and... ermmm, I don't know where I'm going to put it because it's a bit big, but - Uluru.

Jarvis cocker with a flower on his head, swallows, a cat dressed as a regency queen, a tigers head, a cat sitting on a chair drinking wine, a tram and gentleman from the 1920s, Freddie Mercury wearing a party hat, the forth road bridge, Fleetwood Mac in the 1960s, the local Abbey 😁

It’s like a fever dream! Three David Bowies crammed into the downstairs cloakroom with a cacophony of noise from various songs. The family room is the walking dead meets Marvel with skulls and Spider-Man and an abundance of flowers on rolling hills of the Lakes and Peak District. There’s a big hare on the first stairs landing and a frolicking headless nude coming out of DS’s room, hopefully she’ll grab one of the various football shirts that have burst to life. There’s weird miniature family members and friends all over the place like leprechauns and fairy folk.

A beautiful island in the med.
Three very deformed women
A gorgeous naked Italian man
A crying Madonna ( as in Jesus’ mum, not the pop star)
Several piles of apparent trash ( collage)
A fair few dogs.
Oh, and a penguin, alongside a highland cow.

We'd have Sydney Harbour Bride over an English boating lake, a beach overlooking the north sea, a menagerie of childish animals roaming everywhere, Walter Scott's library, and an angry chef chopping trout. With flowers and landscapes and painted hearts scattered throughout....

Several cats, Winnie the Pooh and a grumpy highland cow...

Also, courtesy of Ds2, a spinning black hole.

A small herd of donkeys, a bird of prey on a gate, a steam loco running through the snow (that'll be chilly!), the esplanade at Sidmouth, and the crew of the Enterprise. Various greyhounds.

I'd have loads of Parisians drinking coffee in my front room.

Kingfishers.
Flowers and blue birds.

A huge factory, various vehicles and boats (we'd gain a cliff and a seashore), and a railway track with steam train, assorted dogs and horses, and in the distance would be a lovely scenic view of Ashbourne in Derbyshire (a late 19c watercolour inherited from a relative)

I'd have a massive psychedelic yellow cow and a dead woman in a pond in my front room.

My playroom wall is covered in my children's art work so frankly I'll just be closing that fucking door and never opening it again if it's all the same to you.

I’d have a teapot full of daffodils, a cottage and a quite abstract looking modernist building but best of all thanks to a Jeremy Deller text piece, Nigel Farage would be in jail.

I'd have a very big Buddha in my living room 😁

My house would be lifted way, way up, atop the fortressed walls of Old Quebec. Peter Rabbit would be hopping about, along with a turtle and several birds, enjoying the fruits and flowers that had popped up all around the house. We’d have a bright red fishing boat. And there would be mischievous raccoons. So many raccoons…

I’d have a Tardis, dogs, Granny Weatherwaxs’ cottage with her and Nanny Ogg, local churches and lots of weird skulls!

Also beaches, boats and harbours in the sitting room.

Also a cacophony of songs from lyrics in my study.

They'd be competing in sound with a set of medieval troubadours in the hall. It's an interesting mix.

I'd have several animals including cows and elephants, but I'd also have my 3, dearly missed, dogs back.

Lots of trees (in very eccentric colours), a bench and a couple of lovers, a river delta, a galaxy, a dragon, some irises, an elephant, a ship, some Welsh gold.

I think I'd need a bigger garden!

I'd have some woodland and some Scottish countryside the great god Pan, some very stylised Irish countryside, including Newgrange and some standing stones, lots of sunflowers in the kitchen, a large tree full of ghosts, Saturn devouring his young and a small galaxy.

I'd need a massive house to accommodate about 50 rockets, including a Saturn5, a Vulcan bomber, HMS Belfast, Concorde, Linlithgow castle and a few actors including Jude Law, Jensen Ackles and Peter Capaldi. And Dr. Who's dog, K9 and Jesus with his audience for the sermon on the mount.